3/27/07

Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret

ADRIANA LIMA, NUMBER TWO MODEL IN THE WORLD, IS FEATURED IN THIS SLIDESHOW TO MY SONG "YOURSELF PART TWO." TRUTHFULLY, I HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER IF THERE IS A PART ONE. REALLY. I MAKE SO MANY SONGS THAT ARE FORGOTTEN AND FORGETTABLE.

THE ONLY THING I HAVE IN COMMON WITH ADRIANA LIMA IS THAT WE HAVE THE SAME INITIALS. THAT'S IT.



IF EVER I WRITE THE VERSE TO "YOURSELF PART TWO" IT WOULD GO WITH THIS CHORUS:

I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU DO

OR WHAT YOU SAY
I DON'T EVEN CARE
WHO YOU LAY
I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF
AND NO ONE ELSE


I WISH YOU WOULD TRY TO STEAL THESE LYRICS. ANTHONY LLOYD (BMI).

3/25/07

Antonella Barba and Tara Conner

Why all the drama over Antonella Barba and Tara Conner? Barba, a former contestant of American Idol, was criticized for having "lewd" pictures of herself postered over the Internet. These pictures, IMHO, look like the ones an old boyfriend posted to get his 10 minutes of fame. Conner, 2006 Miss USA, was discovered to be a wild partier who liked Coke more than Pepsi.

The drama was schadenfreude at its best and hypocrisy at its worst. Do you honestly think all Miss USA and American Idol contestants are as pure as the Olsen Twins? Most rational people don't.

Is it that some people think pretty girls don't do 'wild' stuff like kiss other girls, do drugs and rob banks. At first, the idiots in the media blamed the wild nightlife of New York sucking in Conner and turning her out. WTF? They don't have crack and meth heads in Kentucky(Conner's home state)? To be fair, Conner did correct the media when she said that she was the way she was before she smelled New York air.

Yes, people some good-looking girls do wild things. It's normal. They aren't influenced by MTV, their friends or Bill Clinton; it's the way they are. Don't hold them to some higher standard than yourself.

A.L



Most Vlog Hog productions have music composed by me. This video the song is "Sexy Sadie" by the Beatles and written by John Lennon but credited to John Lennon and Paul McCartney. It is from their album The Beatles (1968).


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3/24/07

Mystery Science Theater Movie Short Of The Week

THIS WEEK'S SHORT IS UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD'S "LAST CLEAR CHANCE." THIS SHORT WAS DESIGNED TO BE PLAYED IN DRIVER'S ED CLASSROOMS AND IS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF RAILROAD CROSSINGS. IT IS AS TIMELY TODAY AS IT WAS WHEN IT WAS MADE. AND AS FUNNY TOO. STARRING A YOUNG PEYTON MANNING AS FRANK JR.



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3/22/07

Those Amazing Animals Part One

In the video, a news anchor learns that all of nature ain't serene. His reaction to a small animal jumping on him is priceless.

Watch as something from the log leaps onto our fearless reporter from an unknown NBC affiliate.




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3/19/07

Family Guy On Steriods

Family Guy is a television program on the great Fox network. Believe it or not, Family Guy was cancelled back in early 2000's. But, sometimes in life you get a second chance unless you're O.J.Simpson then you don't want the second chance life is offering you.

In the video below, you Family Guy's Peter Griffin demonstrates the dangers of taking steroids. Let this be a lesson to all the young athletes out there who are thinking about juicing up. Steroids are not good for you. Period. Human growth hormones? That's aww rite.



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3/18/07

Girl Fall Down



Why is falling down so funny? Cause it is.

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