Ghost Riding The Whips On YouTube

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VlogHog presents ghost riding the whip. What is it? You get out of car, while it's stilling running (literally running as in moving down the street and stuff), dance around it, on top of it, or if you're really creative, under it.

Stuff like this makes me glad I grew up in the 80's where kids did fun stuff like breakdance, played with Rubik's Cubes and carjacked Camrys.

Watch this instructional video embedded from YouTube on how to do it just right.

VlogHog: the number one stunner.

Man Employed As Elephant Stimulator

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Believe it or not, there are some great offbeat jobs, like Vida Guerra's oilman.

But, I don't care how bad the economy gets or how broke I am, I would never take a job as an elephant stimulator.

What is an elephant stimulator? Why is there such a need for a person? Who would take the job? Well, some dude in desperate need of cash or a freak.

The video below gives you all the details you need on a job that you wouldn't even find on Craig's List.

Originally posted at LiveLeak by jay64.

And you thought blogging was weird.


Worst Children's Toy? The Kiss Pop!

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The Kiss Pop is a candy lollipop where you suck on the tongue. Now, this would be okay, I guess, in an adult novelty store, but this was a product targeted for kids. I kid you not. No pun intended.

Mike Mozart, of JeepersMedia, has created a video that features the Kiss Pop. Now, you're gonna look at it and think, "No way this was for children." But, I'm sorry to report that it was indeed a child's candy toy.

Watch the video. It says all there is too say.


Because Your Kiss Pop Is On My List
Of the worst things in life

Kellie Pickler Dumber Than A Fifth Grader?

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kellie pickler

I have a little advice: if you don't know something, just say you don't know. Nobody will hold it again you. Singer Kellie Pickler should have heeded my advice. In the video below, Pickler , a former contestant on American Idol, embarrasses herself on the tv show Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

All blonds aren't dumb. Most blonds aren't dumb. Kellie Pickler ain't dumb.

After watching this video though, I'm starting to have my doubts. The show is called Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

Smarter than a sixth grader. Maybe.


Female Clerk Takes Gun From Wanna-Be Robber

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Some low life tries to rob some convenient store with a gun. But, he didn't bring his A game, or worse, he did.

The woman in the video below takes the gun from the loser robber after he points it in her face.

She could of given him the money because, after all, it ain't her money. She could of run, maybe he was a bad shot. But, she fought him and won and he ran like the coward that he is.

Thanks to jdiscord at LiveLeak for posting this video.

I'm only stealing your time.


Visit The Sarah Palin Corn Caricature In Ohio

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Recently, a farmer named Duke Wheeler, from Whitehouse, Ohio cut an image of Governor Sarah Palin (R) into a maze of corn. This is America, I don't have to make these things up.

Besides, I have video evidence of this caricature of Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Thanks to the people in Alaska's KTVA-11, YouTube and John McCain for this video.

It took ten hours to make it.


Corny but entertaining.

How To Tell If Your Breath Stinks

Have you ever wondered if your breath stinks? Is the smell test not cutting the mustard? The people at Howcast have produced a video showing you how to test your breath.

Are people constantly crying when you talk to them? Does your girlfriend now shake your hands in place of kissing? Whenever you yawn, do people spray Lysol in the air?

Please, watch this video.



Man Tries To Set Record For Snapping Bananas

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In this featured video, a man will attempt to snap the most bananas in one minute.

Now before you think this is silly, go and try to snap a banana clean in half. Go ahead, I'll wait. Are you back? Told you it wasn't easy. That justifies it's importance as a world record. I guess.

The man making history is Micheal Ottosson and he will attempt to snap more bananas in a minute than any other person in the universe.

This is dedicated to all the people in the world who say surfing the net is one gigantic waste of time.

It's bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s


Woman Given Ticket For Parking In Her Driveway

The Kansas City government doesn't want you walking in the streets. You might get hurt and stuff. To help lessen this danger, Kansas City Police can now ticket you if your car blocks the sidewalk. Even if the sidewalk goes through your driveway.

So, forget the meth problems, car jackings, and the Chiefs, the local Kansas City government is tackling real issues, folks.

Thanks to KMBC-TV, YouTube and God for this video. The fine for parking in your own driveway is $40.00.

No parking on the dancefloor


Lil Wayne's Lollipop Done On Grand Piano

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Lollipop went to number one on the Billboard Hot 100 and is performed by artist Lil' Wayne. It's a rap song with a big beat that all the kids love and stuff. If you don't know the song, go here to watch the video. Remember to come back, though.

In the vlog below, You Tubian, David Sides, plays the song on a grand piano and IMHO does a great job.

I'm warning you, don't watch this video if you get jealous of people with talent. This video will only make that condition worse.



Joe Biden (D) Says Paying Higher Taxes Is Patriotic

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Joe Biden (D) represents the great state of Delaware in the Senate. Oh yeah, I forgot, he's a 2008 Vice-Presidential candidate, too. The other one. Not her. Recently, he spoke at to a reporter about the importance of paying higher taxes.

In the video, Biden says that it's patriotic to want to pay higher taxes. Generous? Yes. Charitable? Okay. Thoughtful? Maybe. Patriotic? I gotta throw the flag on that one, Joe.

The media should forget covering Obama, McCain or Palin, Joe Biden is the where the action is.



500.000 Bees Invade Florida Neighborhood

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500,000 bees somehow invaded a Florida neighborhood. 500,000. That's more bees than roaches in my first apartment. Not that many but more.

According to this story by AP, to combat this problem, Florida residents called in a bee buster. Here at VlogHog, I love to research odd jobs and bee buster sure sounds like one, bra.

To my surprise, there are bee busters in the United States of America while I'm wasting my time doing this blog. Where do I sign up?

This is a recession proof job no doubt.

All the buzz you need


Major Cities Try To Ban Sagging Baggy Pants

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Believe me, there are more important problems than folks who wear saggy baggy pants in Atlanta; such as bad traffic, low performing schools and the Atlanta Hawks.

As a former resident of the city, I ain't speaking out of school. Every major city has bigger problems than saggy baggy pants but this is not stopping the Atlanta City Council from considering a ban on saggy baggy pants. Offenders would get a fine or a caning. I'm ain't sure.

Forget the drug problems, the carjackings or the apartment buildings that go up in flames every other week, saggy pants are tearing Atlanta apart.

Well, if baggy lowriding pants is a major campaign issue , I have some other things that city councils around the America should consider banning.

1. Employees who wear tongue studs--- I'm talking about those who work at places like McDonald's and try to take your order sounding like they have the mumps.

2. "People" who put on make-up while they drive. Yeah, I know that a lot of states have banned talking on cell phones while driving but a bigger danger is "people" who put make-up on when driving. When I say "people", you know who I'm talkin' bout.

3. Men who say "we" played a good game when their favorite team wins. The first time someone says this, it should be a fine. The second infraction should be a severe beatdown.

See, I can be just as frivolous as an elected official.

Saggy Pants Ban Ruled Unconstitutional in Florida

Ridin' High


Two Guys Make Out During CNN Live Report

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I love it when people punk live television remotes. Yeah, I'm immature like that. During this CNN report, two guys pretend to make out while the cameras are rolling.

Yeah, I know it's silly but it's funny as hell to see two guys pretend to make out during a live remote. Well, I think they're pretending.

I report. You watch


How To Use Google Image To Increase Blog Traffic

How To Use Google Image To Increase Blog Traffic
by A.L.

Google Image will bring traffic to your blog, if you know how to use it. VlogHog regularly links to pictures directly from Google Image and as a result, this blog receives visitors who click on these images.

By following these steps, not only will you bring traffic to your blog but you will improve your Google search rank.

1. Go to Google Image

2. Type in a subject related to your blog post. For instance, for you're blogging about Alicia Keys, type in Alicia Keys.

3. Pick a picture featuring Keys (or whatever subject you decide).

4. Click on the image and then select see full-size image. It's in blue at the top of the page.

5. When the image is the ONLY thing on the screen, copy the url in the address bar. The image must take up the screen like this for this step to work.

6. At some point in your blog post, link to that image using the url you copied.

When someone searches for Alicia Keys using Google Image search, your blog will be listed as one of the sites using the image you chose.

Even though another blog or website is listed below the picture, if you have linked to the image, you will receive traffic. Look at this example when you type in VlogHog at Google Image.

When you look at my Sitemeter stats (as you can do by clicking the VlogHog visitor counter), you'll discover that people have clicked on pictures at Google Image and visited my blog.

Linking through Google Image works best when the image and subject of your blog are in sync. For example, if the image is of Bill Gates, you'll get a longer stay at your blog if you're also writing about him.

Of course, you must take into consideration the copyright laws when linking to photos, wallpaper and images. As it states in Google Image, images may be subject to copyright.

Everybody wants blog traffic. You. Me. Them. To increase your blog traffic, you must use many methods. Google Image is one tool that can help you achieve your goals.


Pictured: Alicia Keys. Who else?



Joe Biden (D) Says Hillary Clinton Would Be Better VP

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In the clip below, vice-presidential candidate Joe Biden (D) from Delaware says that Hillary Clinton (D) is a more qualified candidate and a better vp pick than he.

Now, I've been on a couple of job interviews (yes, bloggers do have real jobs) and never have said that the person my boss didn't hire was a better pick than me. Well, I thought it but never said it out loud with my outdoor voice.



Chris Matthews Goes Creepy On Erin Burnett (Video)

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For a while, I thought I was the only person who watched CNBC which broadcasts one of my favorites shows: "The Millionaire Inside" a show featuring rag to riches millionaires starring Erin Burnett, an anchor who responsible for a massive increase in ratings at CNBC.

Erin Burnett a.k.a. "The Street Sweetie" by threatened males, recently did an interview with Chris Matthews a.k.a. "The Old White Haired Dude In The Video Below" who recently was forced off election coverage at MSNBC and Matthews asks Burnett to come closer to the camera. Mainly, to leer at her.

Now, it must be said that you could do something like this (maybe) if you're Brad Pitt but not if you're ancient like Chris Matthews or, to be fair, a blogger like me. (If I had the ability to seduce Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, I sure as hell wouldn't be doing this.)

From years of experience I've learned this : good looking people have more advantages and opportunities in life. I'm sorry you had to hear it from a blogger.

How many ugly people do you see in traffic court? How many ugly people do you see anchoring the news? How many ugly people do you see working in professional offices? Some but not that many.

The flip side is that someone who looks like Erin Burnett has to put up with old dudes like Chris Matthews or get called "The Street Sweetie" or have some people think you're only on tv because of your looks despite the B.A. in Political Economy. Still, it must be cool to at least have a shot at talking your way out of a speeding ticket.

VlogHog: Pretty on the inside.

Related Post: Jim Cramer's Meltdown On CNBC With Erin Burnett


Semi-Truck Tries To Beat Train (VIDEO)

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In the video below, a semi-truck driver thinks he can beat an oncoming train. Most trains go about 60 mph (I'm guessing). Trains only look like they're going slow.

So, a semi-truck tries to beat a train. Now, you can guess how this turns out. If it was a happy ending, would I really show it here at VlogHog?

Video posted at LiveLeak by dwencl.



Reporters Play Around During Hurricane Gustav

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Reporters must go out into hurricanes. 3000 mile winds, floods and downed power lines be damned.

This video posted at LiveLeak by 32oz (the names people come up with) shows various reporters trying to give you the lowdown on Hurricane Gustav.

To be honest, I have to admit it looks like fun. But, I get the feeling that if I did this, a Mac truck would go flying into me. I ain't living well.

All wind


How To Get Paid To Play Video Games

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Do you play video games for 6 to 24 hours a day? Do you love to game? Are you reading this blog? Well, use all of your gaming skills and get paid.

In the video below, Howcast produces a video show you how to get paid to play video games. Yeah, live the dream. Forget being a lawyer, a porn star or even a blogger, get paid to play Madden all day long while eating Ramen noodles.

Hating the player and the game

NBC Reporter Buried In Ballons

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Andrea Mitchell is assaulted by at least two millions ballons at the 2008 Republican National Convention.

Obviously, this was a plot by Karl Rove, George W Bush and Dick Cheney to keep NBC from making comments on Republicans.

Anyway, the veteran NBC reporter keeps her cool and gives a solid report on the outfit Cindy McCain wore or something like that.

Full of hot air