Underrated Frank Caliendo portrays John Madden who is trying to film a popcorn machine commercial in this Mad-TV Clip of the week.
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8/14/07
Wayne Brady Vs Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle produced Chappelle's Show one the funniest half-hours in the history of television for Comedy Central, home of Joe Dirt among other fine motion pictures. This (the video below) is one of my favorites skits from the now defunct show that features Chappelle and Wayne Brady. Brady, known for his wholesome, rated-G material, demonstrates that appearances can be deceiving.
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
8/13/07
Video of Old Men Fighting
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Fighting is wrong. There is too much violence in the world. Violence never solved anything and all that stuff. But, old people fighting each other is funny so just ignore everything I just wrote.
This video is courstey of I-Film shows what happens when civility breaks down and you have to throw down. VlogHog loves the violence. Peace.
This video is courstey of I-Film shows what happens when civility breaks down and you have to throw down. VlogHog loves the violence. Peace.
8/10/07
You Do Have High-Speed Don't You?
VlogHog is a video blog that features videos that make you laugh, smile or hurl. Sometimes I make them but most of the times I find them from sites such as YouTube, LiveLeak or Metacafe. The best method of watching videos on the Internet is with a high-speed connection.
I thought I was the last idiot without a high-speed connection but I may not be. (I had Betamax until the late 90's so who knows?) So, it goes without saying that you must have a high-speed connection to enjoy this blog to the fullest. Some might say the only way to enjoy the Internet is with a high-speed connection. Knowing how to read won't read hurt either. (And, of course, by "enjoy" I mean illegally downloading music and porn.)
I'm currently paying $45.00 dollars a month for high-speed service with Comcast. (If you know of a cheaper service let me know.) Is it worth it? Yes. (Not counting the occasional dropped signal but that's a whole other post). Once you go high-speed, you'll never want to go back. Never. Never. Never.
In any case, if you have a 56k modem, go to one of your friend's house with high-speed to watch this video below and see how fast it loads. If Tape Girl doesn't convince you to upgrade, nothing on Earth will. ( I'm assuming you have friends. I mean I know I don't.)
Everything goes better with VlogHog.
I thought I was the last idiot without a high-speed connection but I may not be. (I had Betamax until the late 90's so who knows?) So, it goes without saying that you must have a high-speed connection to enjoy this blog to the fullest. Some might say the only way to enjoy the Internet is with a high-speed connection. Knowing how to read won't read hurt either. (And, of course, by "enjoy" I mean illegally downloading music and porn.)
I'm currently paying $45.00 dollars a month for high-speed service with Comcast. (If you know of a cheaper service let me know.) Is it worth it? Yes. (Not counting the occasional dropped signal but that's a whole other post). Once you go high-speed, you'll never want to go back. Never. Never. Never.
In any case, if you have a 56k modem, go to one of your friend's house with high-speed to watch this video below and see how fast it loads. If Tape Girl doesn't convince you to upgrade, nothing on Earth will. ( I'm assuming you have friends. I mean I know I don't.)
Everything goes better with VlogHog.
Cute Women Sexually Harassed By Cowardly Losers On YouTube
If you're a good looking women who vlogs on YouTube, you catch hell from losers who leave comments under your video.
For those who don't know, to be a member of YouTube all you need is the ability to write. You could conceivably have thousands of accounts on YouTube. This has emboldens losers all across the world to post comments to female vloggers that they wouldn't say to them to their face.
We're not talking about the usual "You suck" type of comment I believe most could deal with. Unfortunately, the vile and disgusting comments that some post only belong in a porn movie. Not that I've seen any.
YouTube doesn't police the comments so it's up to the video producer to handle them. As of now, there is a flood of vile profanity laced comments spreading across the site (mainly aimed at women) and those losers aren't going anywhere.
However, vloggers can combat this; you aren't powerless. Take advantage of the control that allows the YouTube user to approve a comment before it goes public. Ingeniously, some people will cry censorship but they need to learn that the Constitution limits the power of government to censor not the people or companies. So, I can censor out all of the rude and crude comments that I want.
This is one of the reasons I don't allow comments here. (Not that anyone would want to comment here.) Spammers are running wild in the Internet and now some people pay others to comment on blogs.
The only other method I can conceive to combat the useless commenter is that YouTube should start charging people to join their site. If you are a paid subscriber, YouTube could then identify you. As of now, anybody can join for free and use as many faceless identities as they want. Paying a subscription fee would eliminate many of the vile comments and most of the spam.
The video below features a YouTube user named The Resident who is female and is subject to the harassment I wrote of above.
Give your friends or family members the gift of VlogHog.
For those who don't know, to be a member of YouTube all you need is the ability to write. You could conceivably have thousands of accounts on YouTube. This has emboldens losers all across the world to post comments to female vloggers that they wouldn't say to them to their face.
We're not talking about the usual "You suck" type of comment I believe most could deal with. Unfortunately, the vile and disgusting comments that some post only belong in a porn movie. Not that I've seen any.
YouTube doesn't police the comments so it's up to the video producer to handle them. As of now, there is a flood of vile profanity laced comments spreading across the site (mainly aimed at women) and those losers aren't going anywhere.
However, vloggers can combat this; you aren't powerless. Take advantage of the control that allows the YouTube user to approve a comment before it goes public. Ingeniously, some people will cry censorship but they need to learn that the Constitution limits the power of government to censor not the people or companies. So, I can censor out all of the rude and crude comments that I want.
This is one of the reasons I don't allow comments here. (Not that anyone would want to comment here.) Spammers are running wild in the Internet and now some people pay others to comment on blogs.
The only other method I can conceive to combat the useless commenter is that YouTube should start charging people to join their site. If you are a paid subscriber, YouTube could then identify you. As of now, anybody can join for free and use as many faceless identities as they want. Paying a subscription fee would eliminate many of the vile comments and most of the spam.
The video below features a YouTube user named The Resident who is female and is subject to the harassment I wrote of above.
Give your friends or family members the gift of VlogHog.
Vegetable Oil Used To Power Car And Get 700 Miles to the Tank YouTube Video
The price of gasoline doesn't bother me at all. Not at all. While you other marks complain and bitch about $3.00 a gallon, I relax and chill as I sit on the passenger side of my best friend's ride. You see, I don't have a car (one that actually runs) so gas prices don't mean a thing to me.
But for those who aren't automobile challenged, this video may be of use to you. Believe it or not, there are some cars that run on vegetable oil and get 700 miles to the tank. They call the fuel biodiesel.
Why aren't biodiesel fuel raging across the world? One reason, barely mentioned in the clip below, is that it's made out of such foods as corn, sunflowers and soybeans. The great thing about petroleum oil is we don't eat it. To make biofuels, we (yeah, like I'm out there doing it) would use tons of foods such as sunflowers, soybeans and corn. Thus, there would be less feed for food producing animals like cows, sheep and chickens. Oh yeah, there would be less for humans too. This, among others reasons, is why biodiesel fuels are slow to catch on.
Thus endeth my high schoolish summation.
Still 700 miles to the tank!!!
There is VlogHog and there is everybody else.
But for those who aren't automobile challenged, this video may be of use to you. Believe it or not, there are some cars that run on vegetable oil and get 700 miles to the tank. They call the fuel biodiesel.
Why aren't biodiesel fuel raging across the world? One reason, barely mentioned in the clip below, is that it's made out of such foods as corn, sunflowers and soybeans. The great thing about petroleum oil is we don't eat it. To make biofuels, we (yeah, like I'm out there doing it) would use tons of foods such as sunflowers, soybeans and corn. Thus, there would be less feed for food producing animals like cows, sheep and chickens. Oh yeah, there would be less for humans too. This, among others reasons, is why biodiesel fuels are slow to catch on.
Thus endeth my high schoolish summation.
Still 700 miles to the tank!!!
There is VlogHog and there is everybody else.
8/9/07
Woman Uses Olive Oil To Pull Supermarket Scam
The old Slip-N-Fall. You drip some kind of liquid on the ground or on a restaurant floor, a rich neighbor's bathroom, or the most common: a supermarket; then walk through and pretend to fall and finally, scream like a bitch. Back in the day, this scam would sap some poor pop and mom store for a lot of loot. Way back in the day. Now? Now they have these things called digital cameras and it can film stuff ( after it steals your soul). Really. I got a couple of cameras myself and zero percent soul.
Someone should of warned this lady in this news video from LiveLeak. Why? Inevitabley, they captured the caper on film from beginning of the scam to the bitter end.
It's the 20th century, people. Try a new scam like sending someone an e-mail asking for their bank account number to send them 6 million dollars from Nigeria so terrorists won't get it. Step your game up!!!
VlogHog makes the best birthday present.
Someone should of warned this lady in this news video from LiveLeak. Why? Inevitabley, they captured the caper on film from beginning of the scam to the bitter end.
It's the 20th century, people. Try a new scam like sending someone an e-mail asking for their bank account number to send them 6 million dollars from Nigeria so terrorists won't get it. Step your game up!!!
VlogHog makes the best birthday present.
8/7/07
Biker Chicks Compete To Swallow The Most Hot Dogs
Takeru Kobayash has nothing to do with this. It's called the Wiener Bite. Really. Biker chicks try to take as much of a hot dog that they can take. I KID YA NOT.
Whenever I heard people complain about this being the worst of times, how things have never been worse than what they are or that the Earth is about to be destroyed. I go to LiveLeak to watch videos like this and think, "It can't be all that bad. Look at these biker chicks."
This was on the Speed TV. An actual network on television. When I first saw the headline, I thought someone had filmed it with a camcorder. No. This was a television show with slo-mo replay and everything.
"And Stacy Case your winner by three quarters of an inch."
God Bless America and VlogHog.
Whenever I heard people complain about this being the worst of times, how things have never been worse than what they are or that the Earth is about to be destroyed. I go to LiveLeak to watch videos like this and think, "It can't be all that bad. Look at these biker chicks."
This was on the Speed TV. An actual network on television. When I first saw the headline, I thought someone had filmed it with a camcorder. No. This was a television show with slo-mo replay and everything.
"And Stacy Case your winner by three quarters of an inch."
God Bless America and VlogHog.
Drag Racing Snowmobile Crash With Helmet Cam
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First of all, there is no snow. Not one inch of snow anywhere. No even a little bit. Unless you count the dandruff on the heads of spectators. Second, they are drag racing snowmobiles in this clip. Snowmobiles. Not cars. Not monster trucks. Snowmobiles. Finally, someone decided it was a great idea to put a camera on top of their head. Well, it was.
Thanks to Zuru over at Liveleak, we have this wonderful display of man vs machine vs idiot.
After some research (i.e. Googling snowmobile racing) I discover that snowmobile racing is common. Still, I thought snow would be involved somehow.
If you want more information on snowmobile racing. Visit this page at the Open Directory Project and soak it all in. And if you do decide it a worthwhile occupation, don't forget to film all of your races. Esp. the crashes.
Still, there is a part of me that thinks this is kind of cool. No pun intended.
Welcome to VlogHog. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Thanks to Zuru over at Liveleak, we have this wonderful display of man vs machine vs idiot.
After some research (i.e. Googling snowmobile racing) I discover that snowmobile racing is common. Still, I thought snow would be involved somehow.
If you want more information on snowmobile racing. Visit this page at the Open Directory Project and soak it all in. And if you do decide it a worthwhile occupation, don't forget to film all of your races. Esp. the crashes.
Still, there is a part of me that thinks this is kind of cool. No pun intended.
Welcome to VlogHog. We hope you enjoy your stay.
8/6/07
Web Pages That Have Helped Vlog Hog
VlogHog wasn't created in a vacuum. To get the viewers that I have so far, I had to read hundreds of "How To Improve Your Blog" type articles. If you want to be a blogger, I suggest you read as many or more. You wouldn't want a doctor who hasn't read the latest medical journals, a tax accountant who isn't up to date on tax laws or a lap dancer who hasn't been with a lot of men.
A blogger must read how other successful bloggers have done it. As the old EPMD saying goes, "Hang around with nine broke friends, you're bound to be the tenth one."
The following is a list of articles that helped get me off the ground and on my way to becoming the most successful blogger in the history of the universe.
1. "10 Ways To Make Yourself A YouTube Star" by TechDigest. I've written about how YouTube has boosted my traffic ranks in the Vlog Hog article "Increase Your Blog Traffic With YouTube." Discover how to be a star with this article.
2."How To Get Traffic To Your Blog" By Seth Godin. Godin's blog is in the top 100 blogs according to Technorati. Do you know how many blogs there are? Over 71 million and growing. He's doing a lot of things right.
3. "How To Make Money From Your Blog" by Steve Pavlina. A detailed article with several examples and great advice.
4. "18 Lessons I've Learnt About Blogging" by Darren Rowse. Two lessons I've learned is, Rowse is no overnight success and every blogger needs patience and flexibility.
5. "The #1 Dumbest Adsense Mistakes" from Xedant. Adsense, a blog and high paying keywords don't necessarily mean $10,000 dollars a month.
6."26 Steps To 15,000 Visitors A Day" by FlaminTiki. The more I blog, the more this makes sense.
This is just a small example of some the articles I've read. To be a successful blogger, I suggest you read hundreds of similar articles. To this end, I will continue to read from successful bloggers and will continue to do so even if I get a million unique viewers a month. By then, I could pay someone to read them to me.
A.L.
VlogHog
A blogger must read how other successful bloggers have done it. As the old EPMD saying goes, "Hang around with nine broke friends, you're bound to be the tenth one."
The following is a list of articles that helped get me off the ground and on my way to becoming the most successful blogger in the history of the universe.
1. "10 Ways To Make Yourself A YouTube Star" by TechDigest. I've written about how YouTube has boosted my traffic ranks in the Vlog Hog article "Increase Your Blog Traffic With YouTube." Discover how to be a star with this article.
2."How To Get Traffic To Your Blog" By Seth Godin. Godin's blog is in the top 100 blogs according to Technorati. Do you know how many blogs there are? Over 71 million and growing. He's doing a lot of things right.
3. "How To Make Money From Your Blog" by Steve Pavlina. A detailed article with several examples and great advice.
4. "18 Lessons I've Learnt About Blogging" by Darren Rowse. Two lessons I've learned is, Rowse is no overnight success and every blogger needs patience and flexibility.
5. "The #1 Dumbest Adsense Mistakes" from Xedant. Adsense, a blog and high paying keywords don't necessarily mean $10,000 dollars a month.
6."26 Steps To 15,000 Visitors A Day" by FlaminTiki. The more I blog, the more this makes sense.
This is just a small example of some the articles I've read. To be a successful blogger, I suggest you read hundreds of similar articles. To this end, I will continue to read from successful bloggers and will continue to do so even if I get a million unique viewers a month. By then, I could pay someone to read them to me.
A.L.
VlogHog
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