Some ot the Dumbest Family Feud Contestants Ever

Hey, I don't mean to impugn these contestants on Family Feud but this is very funny. The question is "Name a country that starts with A." That's the question. Watch the answers.

Family Feud has another host? Whatever happened to the guy that used to be on Home Improvement? You know...that guy with the beard? He used to host Family Feud back in the day? Was he fired or something? Oh well.

VlogHog is a video blog that showcases video. Some are made by me and some are made by others. This video is from I-Film a.k.a. the first YouTube.






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Why Doesn't Google Have An AdSense Debit Card?

Google (owner of Blogger and YouTube) wants to be on the forefront of cutting edge technology, leaders of the innovation of the Internet, and the top rung on the ladder for tech companies. Yet, if you are part of Google AdSense program you get paid like it's the 1990's.

What is AdSense? AdSense is a program that webmasters use to make money for their websites. How? A webmaster or a blogger signs up and places code into their web templates and Google uses it top technology to send relevant ads to that site. For instance, if you have a cat blog and have AdSense ads on your site, Google will probably send text or image ads that relate to cat products. When someone clicks on ad, you get paid. Payment varies on how much each ad pays.

When do you get paid? You're paid when your balance reaches over $100.00. Google either sends you a check in the mail or direct deposits it to your bank account on the 15th of each month. How 90's of them.

If, for instance, you have accumulated $2000 in AdSense revenue from the 1st of the month to the seventh, you must wait until the 15th to receive it in the form of a check or direct deposit. Why?

Google is a multi-billion dollar company whose stock sells for five-hundred plus dollars a share. It's the number three most used website. It's creators are billionaires. Why is the AdSense program so low rent when it comes to payments?

Why not introduce a Google AdSense debit card? A card you can use to get your AdSense money anytime you desire it?

If you 'Google' debit cards you will see hundreds of small companies offering them. With most debit cards that are not issued by banks, you pay a monthly fee and get to deposit and withdraw your money.

If Google is worried about defaults, they could issue several types of cards, one for smaller websites and one for corporations. The smaller companies or blogs that make a profit could only use the card for cash withdrawals. Although, it should be noted that PayPal allows you to withdraw cash and purchase products.

A Google AdSense debit card makes sense to me but I'm just a blogger. Webmasters, who are successful, will not have to wait until the 15th to receive payment. Google AdSense is a great program that could be made better by this addition in my opinion.

A.L.

VlogHog: Get a thousand of your closet friends and ask them to visit.

No Need To Defend Rachael Ray, Defend Yourself

"No Need To Defend Rachael Ray, Defend Yourself"

As the sun sneaks through the clouds, birds sing their morning songs while Alanis Jordan's Optimus radio/tape player/alarm clock hums. Her husband, Tavis, stands, stretches and comptemplates his day.

"I know David is going want me to finish Hall's taxes today." He says.

"He's a pill. Ain't he?" says Alanis.

"Yeah. What you got planned today, sugarfoot?"

"I'm going to my Rachael Ray Sucks Community board and write about what that hoe was wearing yesterday. Tacky with a capital t." says Alanis.

David kisses his wife on her pimply forehead and enters the bathroom praising God for creating marriage.

Is this the scenario every morning in a hater's home? Is this close? And by hater, I'm not talking about the usual suspects: the KKK, the Taliban or Russell Crowe. No, I speak of another form of hate: player hating.

PLAYERHATERS AND THE SITES THEY MAKE

I shouldn't be surprised that there are so many websites, blogs and songs dedicated to hating innocuous people such as Rachael Ray, Britney Spears and Santa Claus but I admit that I am.

The Internet is now a home those who crank call radio talk shows, who write letters to the editors and to those who say "we" when they talk about their favorite sports team. Now, the jackasses leave misspelled profanity filled comments under a YouTube video. Yeah, them folks.

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports has Rachael Ray done to upset the people who the run the Rachael Ray Sucks Community? Why spend any of God's precious time typing copy, editing comments, and uploading pics to a hate site? You got porn, illegal gambling sites and blogs written by cats to occupy your time. Don't let them go to waste. According to Al Gore (D-TN), we only have about four or five to months to live. So live.

The usual haters rant always includes how such and such is always doing this and that. When anyone asks,"Why do you continue to watch them?" The answer usually is some variation of, "They're everywhere. I can't avoid them." or "I got see what they do next." No, you don't. Really. Ya don't. Take my words for it, brother.

Go Fug Yourself, The Superficial and Rachael Ray Sucks Community all thrive on hate. The webmasters won't admit to it. (Well, maybe they would, I ain't never talked to them.) The common theme between these sites may be that the owners are tired of the media shoving these icons down the throats of America and the stars need to be taken down a peg or two or three.

Yeah...Rachael Ray showed me how to make beef gravy; send her to Guantanamo immediately.

To sum up, it's irrational to hate someone who has no affect on your life whatsoever. Some say it's irrational to hate anyone but those don't go to the Post Office.

Rent a life.

A.L.

The names in the story were made up and stuff.

Tiger Woods Hitting A Tree With His Club

There is nothing funny about Tiger Woods. Some have accused him of being a robot. Even Al Gore thinks he stiff. It is funny to see Tiger hit a tree with a golf club. That's what I was thinking when I saw him do it at the 2007 Masters. Surprisingly, I didn't think so many other people would too.

This video, edited by me with a Pentax Optio M20 digital camera and Windows Movie Maker, was on YouTube's most watched page and was the number one video in the Sports category for a couple of days. Number one. Don't ask me why. All of my semi-successful videos on YouTube have been by accident. If I knew 100% how to get 100,000 plus views with a video, I'd tell you. Wait a minute. I do know. Brazilian female oil wrestling.




VlogHog: No longer Tiger-proofed.

Deer Caught In The Act Of Eating Prize Roses

Hey, I didn't know animals could eat roses. After a little research (i.e. typing "are roses edible" in the Google search engine), I discover that they are. Hell, I didn't know.

Not only are roses edible, so are clovers, carnations and English daises. So, the next time a bum asks you for food, point him to the nearest botanical garden and tell him to get to cookin'. Then, go back to eating your Big Mac.

The deer in the video below is eating someone's prize roses. What are prize roses? Roses you get in a Cracker Jack box, lame.

VlogHog: Saving lives.

250 Ways To Increase Traffic For Your Blog

Everybody wants traffic for their blog. Everybody. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.


If you don't want traffic for your blog, it's easy. Trust me. All you have to do is post about your daily life and no one but your friends and family will visit and most of them will lie about reading it anyway. The very act of putting a blog on the Internet means you want people (other than the ones you know) to read it. So, everyone wants an audience for their blog.


The following links contains over 250 ways to increase traffic to your blogs. Most of authors of the links have very successful blogs, such as John Chow, Darren Rowse and Rand Fish.


Read, live and learn.


25 LINKS ON HOW TO BUILD TRAFFIC FOR YOUR BLOG


1. Seth Godin


2. Priya Shah


3. Yvonne Divita

4. Dave Taylor

5. Ryan Lewis

6. Tinu Abayomi-Paul

7. Paul Stamatiou

8. Rand Fish From Seomoz.org

9. Angela Booth

10.Guy Maclaren

11. Neil Patel

12. Jason Preston

13. Pawel Reszka

14. Erin Kurwicki

15. George Manty

16. Gaman

17. Tom Sherman

18. John Chow

19. Andy

20. Cameron Olthuis

21. JerkyBeef

22. Leonid Shalimov

23.Daniel Sitter

24.Jason

25. Superblogging

My number one method of getting traffic? Get a million of your closet friends to visit your blog once a month.

P.S. If all of the tips don't add up to 250 ways to increase traffic. Visit all of the links, count them up and leave a comment on my page. Then, tell all of your friends what a big liar I am on every discussion boards that you can. Don't forget to link back to this page for the evidence.

VlogHog

Good luck.

Miss Teen USA 2007--- Ms. Teen South Carolina Speaks

As long as your great looking, you will have a better shot at success. Learn to live with it, fellow ugly people. How many of you were on NBC the other night? So,  Ms. Teen South Carolina ,Caitlin Upton,  is ahead of the game. Beauty contests are for lookin' at!
 
Yes, it's superficial. But all people are superficial to a degree. It's not an American thang.

So when you laugh at this young ladies answer (and you will. I did), just remember all the women who get executive assistant jobs that pay high five figures because of their figure. I'm not saying it's right.

The question is asked by actress Aimee Teegarden and I assume that's her real name.

This is Caitlin Upton, not to be confused with the buxom Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Kate Upton or Upton Sinclair who wrote "The Jungle." 

VlogHog, out.

(It is funny, though---VlogHog 2010)

Caitlin Upton

Van Struck By Lighting Video and Pictures

One of my greatest fears in being struck by lighting. This is due to the amount of lies that I tell on any given day. The man in this video claims his van was struck by lighting.

There is a lighting strike in this video but I'm dubious about the van being hit. Well, you watch the video for yourself and make up your own mind. Still, the video of the lighting strike is impressive.

This video was originally posted at LiveLeak.






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The Art of The Booty Clap

The booty clap is a technique used by strippers and exotic dancers to juice men out of their hard earned money. Once the booty clap is employed, most men at strip clubs decide that it's more important to see it continue than to pay their rent on time.

The video below shows what the booty clap is and why it's importance to the strip club culture.

You get an education at VlogHog. A B.A. in human behavior, and much like a B.A. in liberal arts, it's worthless.

Video: YouTube Girl.




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Grandma Ghost Rides The Whip

In case you haven't heard, a new sensation is sweeping across America like Hurricane Katrina. It's bigger than the iPhone, bigger than Microsoft, bigger than Michael Moore. It's called ghost riding the whip.

You put your car in neutral, get out of it and dance around it. Or, if you're really fly, you get out of your car while it's moving and dance around it. Did I mention that your car must be moving while this happens? It's the shit.

This video demonstrates how to ghost ride your whip. It's educational. It's the bomb. It's on VlogHog.




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