7/26/19

Some More FAQ

The following are some questions that have accumulated over the last few months.  We've taken time out of our busy schedule to answer them.

You guys don't make any content, you just take other people's stuff and vomit it onto your blog.--- Justin@gts777 from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 

Right off the jump, that's not a question.

Your traffic counter says that a million people have visited this blog. Is that daily, monthly, yearly, or over a longer amount of time?--- #Katybot from Screamer, Alabama

Yes.

How many people work on this blog?--- Dan from Smackover, Arkansas

Work?

What is up with all the Hot Weather Girls? Don't you find it demeaning to those hard working women to reduce them to their looks?  Most if not all of them graduated from college with honors. To reduce their accomplishments to their looks only demonstrates your limited intellectual capabilities. An ape could produce better content for this blog if given the right tools.   --- Elizabeth Z. from Santa Claus, Indiana

Do you know how hard it is to hire an ape? Apes have unionized and want benefits along with a check.  Benefits I'm not willing to give.

What does it cost to make a blog with Blogger? --- Darius P. from Atlanta

Your soul.

How old is this blog? --- Ricky E. from Chicago.

The birth year of VlogHog is 2007.

George W. Bush (remember him) was president, Nancy Pelosi, at the tender age of 175, was elected the first female Speaker of the House and the iPhone was introduced by Steve Jobs. Most people would have moved on by now but not the staff at VlogHog.

What is the process by which a video is selected for this blog?  --- J. Kurtlin from Peanut, Arkansas.

"Maybe they'll watch this." someone says and then we post a video with minimal commentary and pray someone is entertained enough to tell their friends on social media. Our prayers usually go unanswered.

Why do you have new management? --- N. Leigh from New Hope, Alabama
VlogHog's former President of Content, Jacob Balding, once said, "You know people can do what we do on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram now?"  It was a revelation. The days of people flocking to your blog because you have a hot picture of Erin Andrews are over. Now you have to hit them with original content every day just to be relevant.  Since no writer on this blog was original and creative, we had to hire new management to steer us in the right direction.

Does "new" management mean your're getting rid of the Hot Weather Girls? --- A. Prospt from Washington D.C.

Why?



What does under new management mean? --- E. Turners from Las Vegas

Whenever a business, like a hotel, wants you to think that all the old assholes have left and have been replaced, they put out a sign that says "Under New Management" to fool you into thinking something better is coming but it's the same old shit.

Except with this blog, it's true. Minus the part where everyone is replaced.

I hope that answers your question.


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