Showing posts with label Rifftrax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rifftrax. Show all posts
5/26/15
Best of Rifftrax - R.O.T.O.R.
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from Rifftrax: The Rifftrax crew riff the movie R.O.T.O.R.
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10:19 AM
10/18/14
Hawk the Slayer (RiffTrax Preview)
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from Rifftrax: If you took a Dungeons & Dragons adventure written hastily by an 8th grader during study hall and turned it into a movie, you’d wind up with something a lot like Hawk the Slayer. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how they actually got the script. But this movie has something that no D&D adventure can claim: Jack Palance. A whole lot of Jack Palance. Specifically MEGA-EVIL Jack Palance, playing a character named Voltan. He yells, kills, yells, whisper-threatens, whisper-yells, kills, and mostly just yells his way across the countryside. Seems no one can stop him until his brother Hawk - yes, his brother, despite being about 40 years younger - gathers an elf, a dwarf, and a giant to take him down. Not as much dignity as a Fellowship of the Ring, more of a… Crew of the Stuff.
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6:14 AM
9/17/14
Best of RiffTrax Warriors of the Wasteland
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FROM RIFFTRAX: Remember "LEAVE THE BRONX"? So does this movie...
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7:20 PM
Best of RiffTrax Planet of the Dinosaurs
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from RIFFTRAX: Like a 70's version of King Dinosaur... Also, it's a little less plausible.
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7:12 PM
6/21/11
Rifftrax - X-Men: The Last Stand Sample
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From Rifftrax: For some reason, San Francisco has become the go-to location for hack directors to set their abysmal movies. The mere sight of the Golden Gate Bridge or Lombard Street are enough to trigger unpleasant memories of Tommy Wiseau's ass. And as if to prove that the city's unique charms were no fluke, James Ngyuen broke out the coat hangers and did him one better with Birdemic.
But we venture to say that with X-Men:The Last Stand, director Brett Ratner has outdone both of those movies in terms of resources squandered and the resulting tonnage of raw suckitude.
Rifftrax is brought to you by the men behind Mystery Science Theater 3000. Well, not all of the guys behind MST3K, as geeks like to call, but some of the most important ones. Laugh and then laugh some more as they riff on X-Men 3 which I thought was as good as X-Men 2 which is too say that I didn't like it that much at all. Halle Berry and Ellen Page look good though, for all that's worth.
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10:16 PM
6/1/11
Rifftrax - The Devil's Hand Sample!
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From Rifftrax: There are some things in life that you'll do without a second thought. Lend a friend a quarter. Help an elderly woman across the street. And if you're like the lead character in The Devil's Hand, join a satanic cult to sacrifice your fellow humans in the name of The Great Devil God Gamba.
Yes, when he encounters the owner of a mysterious doll shop, Rick Turner turns his back on his friends and family to embrace a life of voodoo in the name of the author of all lies. But to his credit, there wasn't anything good on TV that night.
Once signing up for the cult, Rick is drawn into a sinister web of chanting and plodding drumbeats that make Meg White look like John Bonham. Will voodoo executions follow? They will! Will the victims relish the sweet embrace of death as a way to escape the incessant drumming? Probably! Should you immediately download this RiffTrax? The Great Devil God Gamba* commands** it!
Go buy a Rifftrax. No, I don't get any money if you do. Well, I could I joined their affliate program but that requires a blog that has readers.
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1:30 AM
3/28/11
RiffTrax Goofs On High School Musical
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Rifftrax are comedy audio commentaries that you buy to play along with DVDs old and new. In the video above, the Rifftrax crew goof on a scene from High School Musical featuring Zach Efron. The Rifftrax crew used to appear on the cult series Mystery Science Theater 3000, in which they goofed on old movies. When you're good at something, stick with it. That's why this blog is my 109th job in the last ten years.
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10:43 PM
3/26/11
Rifftrax Makes Fun Of High School Musical
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Well, Rifftrax makes fun of High School Musical starring Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
Rebecca Black gets flack for her song "Friday" but this gets a pass from the YouTube community?
Don't forget to share this post with your high school friends on Twitter, Facebook, Stumble Upon and other social networks by using the social network button under this post. Or i'll suspend you.
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1:23 PM
Drag Me to Hell - Best of Rifftrax
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Rifftrax takes on Drag Me To Hell starring some actress and the guy who was in Die Hard 4 other than Bruce Willis.
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12:37 PM
RiffTrax vs. Zac Efron
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Even Zac Efron can't escape the reaches of Rifftrax.
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12:08 PM
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