4/27/07

Hug A Hater Today

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If you read the comments sections under any video on YouTube, Metacafe or LiveLeak, you will find rude, insulting comments left by users. Yes, even my VlogHog Production video have these comments. Really.

This video deals with haters aka player haters who leave these lame comments. The man with the paperbag hat spews the most common used hater comments. "Hug A Hater" was found on LiveLeak and is produced by LiveLeak producer called by Smartt. Hey, I don't name these guys.

See related article: "How To Deal With People Who Leave Negative On Your Blogs."





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4/26/07

John Daly's Banned Beer Commercial

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This commercial starring John Daly promoting the beer Maxfli has been banned by CBS. According to LesileAnne Wade, spokeswoman for CBS, because, " it violates network guidelines prohibiting ads with direct, or implied, excessive consumption of alcohol, especially when an ad also involves hazardous activity."

Really? This is the network that shows hundreds of beer commercials during the NFL season. Hundreds. In in most of those commercials, excessive alcohol consumption is not only implied but also gets you bikini clad women, lots of friends and maybe your thirst quenched. What hypocrites.




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President Bush Dances With The Stars

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In 2004, George W Bush was reelected president with 61 million votes, the most any president has ever received. This video shows why.

VlogHog fully support this action by the president 100%. This is the kind video I need to survive. Thanks, W.

4/23/07

Banned In Canada

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Canada, that country north of the United States, has banned this commercial starring Frank Thomas, two-time baseball MVP, that promotes the upcoming Toronto Blue Jays baseball season. Naturally, I must show it here at VlogHog.

They cannot possibly be this soft in Canada. Watch the video and make your own judgements. I've been hit harder by my sister and yeah, it hurt a little but I'm still standing with the help of crutches.

Read this related article in case you think I'm making this up. "A Droll Sports Ad or Violent Imagery?"





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The New Harrison Ford Movie Flops

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The latest Harrison Ford movie was a flop. In 2006, Wife Force One was released in over 8000 theaters. It was directed by up and coming director Ron Graffiti. The budget was $110,000,000 and it starred Harrison Ford. . That being said, the trailer was outstanding.

I was shocked at the final box office tally of 45 million United States domestic and worldwide total of 25 million. It's no wonder Harrison Ford is making another Indiana Jones film with George Lucas and Steven Spielberg.
Watch this trailer for Wife Force One and see if you don't agree that it was solid. What went wrong?


4/21/07

Maria Sharapova On Display

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This slide show created by VlogHog features Maria Sharapova , owner of millions of dollars and long legs. It's no secret that if you're in the public eye and you're good looking, you're going to get a lot of media coverage. No fugly need apply. Sharapova, a six foot blonde tennis player, gets lots of media coverage. This no less true on YouTube.

This slide show has over 10,000 views and growing at YouTube. People like looking at good looking women. Correction, men like looking at good looking women. (Some women do too.) If you're a good looking women blogger and post videos at YouTube, you're guaranteed to have a traffic boost. You might not want to spend two seconds with your new visitors but your traffic will increase. Is it fair? Of course, it's not fair. It's life.

What does any of this have to do with Maria Sharapova, the multi-million dollar, long legged goddess? Absolutely nothing.

The song in this masterpiece is called "Onslaught" (BMI) and was composed by me about six years ago with Acid Pro software. It and all of my compositions will be available soon for download. Hey, I do it all at VlogHog.






There's a reason why I don't feature myself on my videos.

Sanjaya Eliminated From American Idol...Finally?

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Some might asked, "Why all the Sanjaya clips?" VlogHog says "Why not?" This clip is from the E! Network's "The Soup" starring Joel McHale.

I was hoping Sanjaya would win and see all the upset people in the world and ask, "Why?" But, that sorry dream was ruined by the American Idol viewers. Watch how The Soup handles has his departure.

Sanjaya actually sang,"Let's Give Them Something To Talk About" in front of millions of people. Okay.

4/20/07

Those Amazing Animals Part ?: Dancing Dog

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A dancing dog is not as valuable as a talking dog but it can be just as funny. This dog, featured in VlogHog's "Those Amazing Animals", is named Mogu. I have no idea what's that is short for, stands for or nothing. The dog dances and it's alright with me.

If you have a dancing dog, talking dog or dog that does taxes, make a video and send it to YouTube, Metacafe or I-Film. Who knows? One day, maybe it'll be featured here. Do you need more incentive than that? Do you?


Magician Shocks World With Big Mac

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We show it all at VlogHog, (by "it all "I mean stuff that Blogger lets me show). This clip features a magician using a Big Mac to shock people. That's all the intro that you need, baby.

This is another I-Film video. I-Film, YouTube's older more responsible less hip brother.

Seacrest, out.






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4/14/07

Store Stuff Part Two Brought To You By Revver

It's time to quit my job, plant my ass onto my seat and continue to upload videos because I'm now making money from Revver.

Revver is a video hosting site like YouTube except they pay people for their videos. If someone clicks the video and watches it all the way through and then clicks the ad at the end, the creator of the video makes money. Of course, you can't upload the latest episode of American Idol and expect to get money. First, the people at Revver look at everything you upload. Second, you have to make original content. Finally, who watches American Idol anyway? The ratings are down. Only 50 million people are watching instead of 50.5. Weak ass show.

From now on, Vlog Hog features such as "Store Stuff" and "Would You Wear That?" will be featured exclusively at Revver. Earlier today, I e-mailed the president of Revver to inform him of this and I immediately received a cease and desist letter overnight through Fed-Ex. Sorry ass lame.

Still, I'm making some loot with Revver. This is a new chapter in my life. 25 cents may not sound like much to you but it's the beginning of the my new financial empire. I guess.

A.L.

See related article: "I Write Some Songs"





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