Hurricane Gustav's Hypocrites

Mayor Ray Nagin has issued a mandatory evacuation of New Orleans due to Hurricane Gustav. This means everyone must evacuate the city. NOW!!!!
Uhh...except for news reporters.

With no doubt in my mind, I guarantee that you will see reporters from CNN, FOX, MSNBC, ABC and the Food Network getting drenched as they report on Hurricane Gustav. All of this despite the fact that there is a mandatory evacuation of New Orleans.


In the videos below, you will see reporters trying to make names for themselves during past hurricanes.






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Weird Explosion In Russia

You're walking down the street and all of a sudden an explosion. No, not the Taco Bell kind.

This is what happended somewhere in Russia according to this video posted by barnsey at LiveLeak.




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Cat Gives Breast Massage To Woman

In this video, a cat is giving a breast massage to a woman. Why this woman filmed this is unknown to VlogHog but we're glad she did.

The cat is open a chain of palors called called The Cats Paw.

It says No Preview but the video is here.



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The Top Ten Things That Suck About The NFL

Sports radio broadcasters, ESPN personalities and some fans believe that the NFL is the best run professional sports league and not because it has the best cheerleaders. One of the most important factors in this evaluation is the regular high ratings of the games which translates into tons of cheese. No doubt, son. Yet, plenty of negative factors hound the NFL. So, without wasting anymore of your time, these are my top ten things that suck about the NFL.

1. Four games on Sunday. Why is that you can see about twenty college games on a Saturday but only four NFL games on Sunday? I'll toss in Monday Night Football to make it five for a week. If you want to see more games, you have to pay for a service like Sunday NFL Ticket. If the NFL is really the most popular sport in the universe, why can't the league bust off some television contracts to TBS, TNT or Spike? Hell, even VH1.

2. NFL player contracts aren't guaranteed. Yes, this doesn't affect you at all. Still, it isn't fair. This means you're favorite player, be it Peyton Manning, Donovan McNabb or Rob Bironas can, excuse me, WILL be cut the nanosecond they aren't of any use to the organization. No farewell tour, gold watch or nothing.

3. Your NFL signing bonus is not guaranteed. As Michael Vick and Rickey Williams have found out, just because it's a bonus, doesn't mean you get to keep it. Let me ask you something, if you got a bonus at work and you ended up on the wrong side of the law, would you want to give your bonus back?

4. You're stuck watching your local team. That's great if the team is has made the playoff in the last century but what if you're a Lions, Texan or Falcons fan? Do you have to watch them every week? This goes back to point number one about the sport, not enough choices on Sunday. Come on, break off an NFL contract to TBS, TNT or The Food Network. Anybody.

5. The NFL doesn't pay its minor league players. Neither does the NBA. I'm talking about the Michigan Wolverines, Auburn Tigers, Norte Dame Fighting Irish and so on. Why is it acceptable to have young men in their late teens and early twenties in a baseball minor league system but 100,000 plus fans show up to watch Penn State and the college players don't get one copper penny? Hey, I know what you're thinking, college football teams aren't farm teams for the pros. They aren't? You wanna double check that?

6. The NFL pension and health plan for former players. The NFL pays for a retired players health care for five years after retirement. Former players want it paid for the duration of their lives. Why not?

7. The salary cap. The salary cap is communist. Well, at the very least it's socialist. Why does a league that doesn't have an official farm system, can cut players anytime they want and makes billions from teams that play 16 games have a salary cap? The Washington Redskins are valued at 1.3 billion dollars and the New York Mets are valued at 505 million. The Redskins play 16 games. The Mets play 162.

8. Madden. Not John Madden the broadcaster but Madden the EA Sports game. Madden Football has an exclusive licensing agreement with the NFL. This means no one else can produce a video game that features current NFL. Granted that Madden is the bomb but a little variety in NFL video game market would be, you know, American. There is hope that this monopoly of the NFL license will be stopped.

9. The hypocrisy of the NFL and gambling. This really no reason to publish an injury report. None. If I were an NFL coach, why would I want anyone to know which one of my players were jacked up? Yet, the NFL publishes an injury report. Why? Gamblers.

10. Starting any NFL game after 8.00 P.M. (Eastern Time). This causes games to go well past most adult and all children's bedtime. Come on, move it up an hour or TWO. Some people work. Even bloggers. Well, some bloggers work.

This is just some of the things I think suck about the NFL. In the upcoming months, you're going to hear about how the NFL is all that and bag of Funyuns esp. compared to NBA. Yeah, but the NFL has its flaws too. ESPN has a major stake in the league (it does airs Monday Night Football), so, don't expect them to show you all the warts.

VIDEO:
Frank Caliendo as John Madden On The Brett Favre Trade

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Person Drives Into Laundromat Entrance

Haven't you ever driven into a building? I know I've done it at least 6 times in the last twenty years. Half of them on purpose!

In this video provided by jdiscord at LiveLeak, you get to see someone drive into a laundromat and the employee's reaction.

No, it wasn't Lindsay Lohan.



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So Fresh, So Clean

Are Blue Balls Real?

Are blue balls real? VlogHog and Playboy try to get to the bottom of it. Well, mostly Playboy .

In this video, Courtney Culkin reads from some cue cards and gives her expert advice.



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Indiana Mayor Asks For 23% Pay Raise

The Mayor of Lawrence, Indiana needs help. He's only making about $65,000 a year in a city with a population of about 40,000.

It's rough out there people and $65,000 a year just ain't what it used to be.




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Still broke

Bird Craps Into TV Reporter's Mouth

Thanks to Phil Hendrie for alerting me to this clip. First, a bird craps on a reporter's shoulder. Then, the reporter does something really stupid.




VlogHog: Full of crap.

Man Head Butts Telephone In Courtroom

Usually, if you're in a courtroom it's bad news. I never want to be in one. Unless, of course, Alana de la Garza is prosecuting, then I might show up.


The man in the video below doesn't want to be in a courtroom either and shows everyone with his head.





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Surveillance Video Of Burglars Snatching An ATM

Would you try to steal an ATM? Even if you thought you could get away with it? Well, the idioits in this video thought they could.

Are times so tough that you would go through the drama of stealing an ATM? Yeah, I typed ATM and not ATM machine because that would mean that I'm typing Automatic Teller Machine Machine and I'm not that stupid.





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Only stealing hearts.

Snake Slithers Into Man Pants On Live TV

America is a nation desperate for entertainment. How else do you explain The Girls Next Door, Lil Wayne and VlogHog?

In the video below, a reporter has a snake go up his leg as hundreds watch at the Iowa State Fair. Anything for a paycheck I guess. Thanks to KCCI, Iowa's News Leader, for the video.

Iowa's news leader? I'll take their word for it.




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Debate Over Lowering Drinking Age Rages

Some people think lowering the drinking age will cut back on the dangers of binge drinking by young people. In case you don't know, binge drinking is when you drink a lot in short period of time. Well, I mean when you drink a lot of alcohol in a short period of time. As far as I know, drinking a lot of Yoo-Hoo is weird not dangerous.

According to this report from KXLY, via YouTube, some 100 college presidents believe lowering the drinking age to 18 will reduce binge drinking because, as you know, the younger you are the better decisions you make.

LINK:
READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE AND DISCUSS WITH YOURSELF

VIDEO:
KXLY REPORTS ON THE DRINKING AGE




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Man Charges Bigfoot With Molestation

After a few years on the down low, Bigfoot is making a high profile comeback.

In case you haven't heard, some hunters claim to have found Bigfoot. Yeah. Plus, earlier this year, a man claimed to have been molested by the creature.

Soon, he'll be making appears on E!, Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight. Then, he'll get a reality show and get overexposed.

Mystery is underrated.

LINK:
HUNTERS CLAIMS TO HAVE FOUND BIGFOOT

VIDEO:
MAN CHARGES BIGFOOT WITH MOLESTATION


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Girl Explains Why She Makes Videos For YouTube

Tokenblackchic (her YouTube name) explains in the video posted below why she makes videos for YouTube.

One of the many Vloggers we follow at VlogHog.



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Burger King Employee Takes Bath In Store Sink

Yes. This video features a Burger King employee taking a bath in the restaraunt's sink. Then, he put this video on YouTube. He has a bright future in politics.

Why would someone jeopardize a job that pays $7.25 an hour? Plus 50% off on a Whopper! What an idiot!

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