Thanks to Joel Hodgson and the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew for making fun of this film.
For those who don't know, MST3K was a television show where Joel Robinson played by Joel Hodgson and two robots were trapped in a space ship and forced to watch bad movies.
Really bad movies.
Thanks to FailBlog for posting this on YouTube.
One of this dude's friends filmed this. Hey, oh for sure, that's what friends are for. I guess.
Thanks to the New York Post for posting this video at YouTube.
She turned in the ticket in return for another million scratch-off tickets.
Imagine. Robots playing Madden. Robots playing Hearts. Robots playing Twister. Where does it end? Peace.
Thanks to jdiscord at LiveLeak for posting this video.
According to jdiscord, the driver in the red car was drunk. Now, all I know is what I see, a car leaping into the wrong lane.
Thanks to the MSNBC for reporting and MrBritDestruct for posting this video at YouTube.
Now, before you all go to your closet to arm up and go to Washington, I'm pretty sure any American trying this would get capped or go to jail. So, no matter how much you want to do what this Iraqi did, don't do it.
To quote Buford T. Justice from Smokey and the Bandit: You can think about it, but don't do it.
This news report is from WANE News Channel 15 based in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
After Stump serves his time for whatever he is charged with, we all should chip in and get him a subscription to Match.Com.
No? Oh, well.
Man Charges Bigfoot With Molestation
What's the etiquette for crashing through a store? First, I imagine, you gotta see if you hit anyone and then exchange your insurance information with the building.
Seriously, this video was provided by DotDotDash at LiveLeak.
Woman Crashes Car Through Store
Drunk Runs Over Himself In Santa Fe Police Chase
Semi-Truck Tries To Beat Train
Thanks to biggles9 at LiveLeak for posting this video and Peugeot for making a cool car.
In case you didn't know, the Peugeot Macarena Concept roof is made out of glass. Just clean the bird crap with Windex and be done with it.
The White Lamborghini Gallardo SE
Vegetable Oil Fueled Car Gets 700 Miles To The Tank
In the video below, which is the official Hollywood Records version, you will see the Miley Cyrus new single "Fly On The Wall."
Cyrus, in case you didn't know, is bigger than God. Well, she has more money than God.
Hayden Panettiere's "Wake Up Call"
Tyra Banks/Kobe Byrant "K.O.B.E."
The man in the video is charge with (among other things) shooting a man in the back with a shotgun. So, he treats his bail hearing with the all the seriousness it deserves by barking like a dog.
In my opinion, he might be trying to use an insanity as a defense but maybe he's actually nutty.
Thanks to Hypnojive at LiveLeak for posting this video.
Female Clerk Takes Gun From Robber
Man Backs Car Over Policeman
Semi-Truck Nearly Hits Police Car
In the clip, she reveals the outfit to Matt Lauer. If she were on The O'Reilly Factor she probably would of gotten four segments.
Thanks to Facetious For Kicks at LiveLeak for uploading this clip. Facetious For Kicks, huh? The names people come up with on the 'Net.
Related VlogHog post: Laura Ingraham Attacks Bill O'Reilly On Fox News
In the video below, you will see shoppers bursting into Circuit City on the day after Thanksgiving.
No, there wasn't gunshots, Beyonce wasn't in store, and it wasn't a fire drill.
Thanks to dwencl at LiveLeak for posting this video.
This truck is used in pit mines and to bring Michael Moore his snacks. Created by GM (that stands for General Mills), it would cost well more than you or I could afford i.e. I've looked all over the Internet and couldn't find a price for it.
VlogHog: More useless videos than YouTube and Metacafe: COMBINED.
In the video posted below, a man (0f course) tries to escape from the police on an ATV. Why? Does it really matter?
Thanks to e4bannan for posting this at LiveLeak.
At what point did this dude think, "I got this!"
Maybe he should of went off road like the ATV is designed to take. That's just one suggestion.
21 year-old Roy Aguliar was treated for minor injuries after his accident. According to the report, there was a half-gallon bottle of vodka on the urine soaked driver's seat. Yeah.
Ladies, I think he's single.
Thanks to bellava at LiveLeak for posting this video.
Man Backs Over Police Car
Thanks to bellava at LiveLeak for posting this video.
The person driving in this video is having all kinds of fun.
Storm Chasers Chased By Tornado
Tornado Flips Cars In Parking Lot
Well, this is why I don't provide stock tips on VlogHog. Without question, Will Smith is the biggest movie star in the world. No one comes close. No one.
Oh, he's has a couple of top ten songs during the time I thought his career was toast.
Hey, I was wrong and stuff.
Ashley has grown up
Every season Friends was on the air, it was a top ten show. Every year. Seinfeld, The Cosby Show or Cheers can't claim that fact.
So, it was almost as big as VlogHog.
You buying that?
In the video below, you will see the consequences of placing a partial frozen turkey into a 500 degree deep fryer filled with boiling oil. Yeah, some people do this.
Thanks to NBC affiliate WLWT Channel 5 in Cincinnati, Ohio for producing this video.
Remember, don't be an idiot or be an idiot and film it so I can have material.
Someone vacuums a cat and decides to film it, edit it and place it on YouTube. Hmmm. Make your own judgements, I don't own ya but it seems strange to me. I could understand filming a dog trick or a talking parrot but a vacuumed cat? Could this be the next YouTube sensation?
VlogHog does not resort to stunt videos to boost viewers. Anymore.
Thanks to the knightsbridge at LiveLeak for posting this video.
While viewing the video, you will see that the miles and miles of water surrounding the boats. Was it intentional?
Be careful out there.
Woman Crashes Truck Through Store Front Door
How Not To Unload Hundreds Of Shopping Carts
Biker Films Himself Outrunning Cops
In the videos below, you will see several angle of this spectacular meteor crash in Edmonton, Canada.
Now, the media is saying it's a meteor. But is it? If it hasn't been found, how can they be so sure of what it is? Hmmmmmm?
In the video below, an 89-year old woman is arrested after keeping a football that lands in her yard. According to this report, Ms. Jester had warned her next door neighbors to stop trespassing to retrieve the misfired pigskin. Finally, she kept the ball and wouldn't return it.
Thanks to WLWT-TV , Where News Comes First, in Cincinnati for posting this at YouTube.
Free Edna Jester.
WJW Fox 8's Kathleen Cochrane tells the story of a couple who were arrested on animal abuse charges. The lowlife couple threw two cats out of a moving car and unfortunately, the cats died. The couple is then sentenced to work in an animal shelter by a judge. As the video begins, Cochrane is in the shelter holding a feline similar to the ones that were killed.
The cat is camera shy, apparently, and attacks our brave reporter.
Like a true professional, Cochrane regains her composure and continues the report. The show must go on.
Thanks to leaker010101 at LiveLeak for posting the first video and cms0678 at YouTube for posting the follow-up report.
It's worse than it sounds. Don't take my word for it, watch it yourself.
The reporter is Jennie Stencel and this clip has been featured on MSNBC, CNN and E!
Thanks to some research, I've discovered that Stencel is also a comedian.
News Anchor and News Reporter Fight On-Air
Bird Craps Into Reporter's Mouth
Fox News Freaks Over Sarah Palin's Newsweek Cover
Well, the one guy in this video acted that way on camera.
In the video below, you can view the report from KMBC-TV detailing the world's worst day care.
Thanks to KMBC-TV for posting this at YouTube.
Seriously, how low can you get? Are you that desperate for money? Is taking a second job that lame or are the profits from selling meth that high?
In the video posted by theblue8 at LiveLeak, you will hear the former Mrs. Federline without the aid of studio magic. Raw and uncensored. Live and uncut. Unfortunately.
You have been warned.
Britney Spears Impersonates Her Dad
Kim Kardashian At The Beach In Bikini
Tyra Banks Teaches Women How To Use Bathroom
Tokenblackchic Speaks Out On Britney Comeback
Hey, I warned you.
Thanks to barnesy at LiveLeak for posting this video.
Forklift Accident Caught On Video
Three Thieves Try To Steal ATM
Man Tries To Escape Police On ATV
In the video below, you go behind the scenes with Lima and the Miracle Bra. What miracles does this bra perform? Do you really care? It's a hot woman in a bra.
Thanks to the Victoria's Secret channel at YouTube for producing this video. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
(Hey, I got it in HD now --- VlogHog 2010)
According to MSNBC's Amy Robach, students toilet papered the road leading to Cathedral High School in Indianapolis, Indiana. This video shows this in great detail. As far as I know, Peyton Manning has nothing to do with this.
The great tradition of the high school prank continues.
God bless America.
VlogHog: The most wonderful blog on Earth.
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Tyra is the master interviewer. Watch how she make nearly every question to 50 about her. That's outstanding.
During the interview, Tyra says that 50 "has been paid leaps and bound." You don't get that kind of analysis on 60 Minutes and stuff. If she doesn't win several Emmy awards this year, there will be riots in the street.
I'd still would marry her.
Who says that Victoria's Secret models are brainless? Personally, I don't care. But, I'm just a typical male.
Thanks to mike--ce61 at LiveLeak for posting this video and Victoria's Secret for employing Heidi Klum.
Yeah, being ugly has no upside.
Thanks to the hard working stiffs at Access Hollywood for providing this clip. Where would America be without our entertainment news services or blogs for that matter?
I'm not up on my Britney Spears news but isn't she suppose to be in jail or something? I mean if the courts think Kevin Federline is considered a better parent than you, shouldn't you be in lock down somewhere?
If you have an answer to this burning question, leave a comment to let me know what's up.
Britney Spears is back?
This video was posted by Jdiscord at LiveLeak. Watch as some customers continue to play as the robbery goes down. Nothing gets between a gambler and their slots. Not even a nickel plated revolver.
According to the text posted by jdiscord, the robbers got away with $600. Yeah, $600. That's it? Well, damn! George Clooney and Brad Pitt jacked 140 million in Ocean's 11.
Step your game up fellas.
by A Lloyd
VlogHog is an entertainment video blog principally designed to entertain you. I, A Lloyd, am the creator, CEO, CFO, director, music composer, editor and head writer for VlogHog. For the most part, it features video that showcases: gadgets, girls, destruction, humor and violence. Really. Look to the archives for proof. To your right.
Some of the videos are created by others such as MadTv, Mystery Science Theater, Saturday Night Live, Dave Chappelle and other videos I jack from YouTube, LiveLeak, Revver and Metacafe. Some of the videos are created and filmed by me on my Pentax Optio M20 Digital camera, edited on my HP Pavillion 511 w with Windows Movie Maker featuring songs that I created years ago with Sonic Foundry software. I'll upgrade when more people start visiting.
The VlogHog video channel at YouTube is designed to get people to visit and then have a percentage of those people click to vloghog.blogspot.com. It's not working.
This will not do. So I have decided to take the following steps to increase my productivity and my audience at vloghog.blogspot.com.
1. I will cut my lunch break from three hours to an hour and a half.
2. I will only steal material that people like.
3. I will re-post previous posts once a week instead of everyday.
4. I will stop visiting the cat blog.
5. I will stop playing dice with my blind neighbor for rent money.
6. I will only watch Sportscenter three times a day.
7. I will only talk to Tyra Banks once a week.
8. I will stop sending Xiaxue playa hating comments.
9. I will learn toa psell.
10. I will begin to post nude pictures of somebody. Anybody. Of legal age, of course.
My goal is to get enough people to visit here 0n a daily basis to receive a big fat check from Google each month and laugh at the common people while they drive to work angry. Ultimately, I will sit back and type innocuous comments with videos under them and count all the cheddar or keep collecting soda cans for dinner money. Whatever comes first.
some of the stuff I wrote was suppose to be funny
visit my archives and behold the glory of God
The Public House of New York recently hosted an event for hundreds of unemployed folks to meet, greet, and beg employers for a new job. Yeah, drinks were served. Plenty of drinks.
Thanks to David M. Garcia of the New York Post for producing this video and YouTube for hosting it.
Yeah, I don't have to worry about unemployment. This blog supplies plenty of income for my rent plus food stamps, boosting and the Salvation Army covers the rest. So God bless me.
Apply For Your Bailout Money
Kiristie Arnold claims that it's not fair that she has to spend three days in the joint. I agree. Who made Judge Janice Booth God? Sure, the judge warned Arnold about the courtroom's dress code and maybe Ms. Arnold ran over a tombstone or two but that doesn't give Judge Janice Booth the right to act as judge, jury and executioner. Oh, maybe one of the three but not all of them.
Thanks to WKYT the CBS affiliate in Kentucky for producing this video and failblog at YouTube for posting it.
Is it time to contact the ACLU yet?
Woman: Yeah, a giant gust of wind just blew me right through the door and stuff.
Woman: Yeah, I guess I got bad luck and stuff.
Woman: So, all I need for yall to do is pay for the door, pay for the damage to my car and emotional damage and I'll be on my way.
Woman: Cut me a check and I'll be outta here.
Woman: You don't believe me?
Woman: So I get nothing?
Woman: I won't sit here and be insulted by some player hating geek. I'm gone!
Thanks to beck64 at LiveLeak for posting this video.
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Thanks to pra4u at MetaCafe for posting the video. Pra4u has to be a man.
All I can say is she'll never be at home alone on a Friday night or any night of the week for that matter.
Who says the Internet is a giant waste of time? They lie!
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This is a video from the TV show Inside Edition showing us EXTREME shoplifting. Children, men in wheel chairs, groups of teenagers all caught on video while shoplifting.
Thanks to zuru at LiveLeak for posting this video.
I blame all of this on Winona Ryder.
You may ask, why did I post a picture of Adriana Lima when I'm posting about blog tips? To illustrate another tip: posting correctly labelled pictures will get you traffic from Google Image and Yahoo Image.
Well, Zac Efron, star of High School Musical, really isn't dead but a character he plays croaks on the television show ER. This video is from the 8th season of the NBC medical drama.
Efron, who also stars in High School Musical 3, is only 21 and is considered one the top stars in Hollywood.
He also sings! Somehow, "What Time Is It" from High School Musical 2 hit number 6 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Zac Efron acts, sings, makes millions and dates Vanessa Hudgens and I write a blog. Yeah, we're about even.
In the wrong business.
There are thousands of boring videos on the net. Thousands? Check that. Millions. Trust me. I've seen most of them. VlogHog is an entertainment and news site that attempts to weed out the worst.
At the very least there will be something interesting at this vlog. Sensationalism? I only post things that catch my attention. Videos I like. Videos that are interesting to me and not what I think others will like. Therefore, I believe I can grow an audience because I believe there are millions of people like me around the world. (Actually, that's kind of scary.)
Do you have an interesting. video at YouTube, Metacafe, LiveLeak or Revver? E-mail me and let me know. If it fits the VlogHog profile, I'll post it. What's the VlogHog profile? Search the archives and see what kind of videos are posted and then suggest like minded videos. It's that easy, y'all.
If you like what you see, please, tell all or your friends, loved ones, co-workers, girls on the side, men on the side, drug dealers, teachers, dogs, cats and children about this site. (Your adult children.) Bookmark it. Link to it. Write about it and your e-mails. VlogHog is your Internet friend.
Tyra Banks, star of ANTM, The Tyra Banks Show and part time singer, wants to share her secret for keeping her panties from touching the toliet seat when she goes to the bathroom with all the women around the world.
She doesn't just talk about it. She show you how to do it. Look, I wish I had th e imagination to make up something this wild.
Yo, this clip is officially sanctioned and placed on YouTube by The Tyra Banks Show. Someone didn't rip it from television and place it illegally onto the site. SHE did it. On purpose.
You think it's crude? You think it's rude? Disgusting? Well, Tyra is pulling down around 18 million dollars a year with stuff like this. I'm lucky if I make rent this month.
And her tits are real dammit.
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This video is provided by Hulu and was posted to YouTube. Well, actually Fox and the producers of the Simpsons provided this clip and everybody else including VlogHog uses it for their own promotional purposes.
Thank to visitors to my blog and don't forget to tell your friends, family, clergy, co-workers, enemies and pets all about this site. I need them.
To be honest, I thought Alicia Keys was gonna be a one-hit wonder who only was gonna sing "Fallin" all the time. What do I know?
This video is from Keys' official channel at YouTube.
Thanks to butt313 at LiveLeak for posting the amazing video from CCTV. According to his post, there were people inside. Now, I can't tell from viewing but I'll take his word for it. Well, his username is butt313.
Still, what goes without question is the power of the tornado.
Thanks to WBAL-TV 11 NBC at YouTube for posting this video. Alright, McCain ain't the greatest politician to walk God's green Earth but why kick down political signs? It doesn't accomplish anything and you might sprain an ankle. Think people.
Don't forget to go out and vote on November 4, 2008. If you already have voted, do it again tomorrow.
For some reason, Disney frowns upon their talent appearing buck naked. Yeah, I don't get it either. They don't mind Donald Duck showing his white ass all over the place.
In this hard hitting interview, Tyra asks Vanessa to "tell us about the real you"and other Pulitzer Prize-like queries. This interview, however, takes place before the nude photos incident.
In an Oprah- like move to connect, Tyra shares all of her similarities to Hudgens like the fact that they are both Sagittarius. And some of you think Ms. Banks is a lightweight. That'll show you, haters!
Tonight when you pray, thank God for television, the Internet and, of course, Tyra Banks, the future Mrs. VlogHog.
We dream for a living and then die broke.
This is part one of the interview
VlogHog: The bestest blog on Electric Avenue.
Usually when watching this show I think, "This mark is not going get away?"
However, thanks to YouTube, I have found two videos of criminals who not only escape but have the nerve to film it and then upload it to YouTube.
Both escapees are on motorcycles and as far as I can tell, this is real.
Look out for the new VlogHog.
I've had many warehouse jobs where I had to run a forklift. (Yeah, believe or not, I haven't always been an award winning, admired by billions, multi-millionaire blogger.) At one of my many jobs, I was driving a forklift between aisles in an electronics warehouse. While I had a big screen television, a hit the up switch and broke an overhead fire sprinkler.
Water flooded the spot, the fire alarm went off and my bosses where pissed. Luckly, there was no mechandise on the racks and it was wrote off as an accident.
Video posted by beck64 at LiveLeak.
Welcome to November.
An accident waiting to happen.
When it was made in 1985, this video was the bomb. Everybody was talking about it: my friends, my grandma, my daddy, the mailman...everybody. Believe it or not, readers under twenty-five, at one point Micheal Jackson was bigger than American Idol, Barack Obama and the Internet combined.
This video was one of the reasons.
Be on the lookout for a cameo by me as one of the ghouls.
In the videos below, you will see Philadelphia Phillies fans jumping on a moving fire truck, tearing down signs, flipping a car and many fans flipping the bird.
Now, I have to ask, why do we celebrate sports victories this way? Come on! Go out, drink responsibly, do a group prayer and be home in bed by 8:00 P.M. Is that so hard? Hello? Hello? Hello?
RIDING THE FIRE TRUCK
TEARING DOWN SIGNS
This is Panettiere's official video from Hollywood Records.
How many actors or actresses have may the transition from acting to singing and done it well? Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Love Hewitt? Brandy? David Hasselhoff?
This is your opportunity to form an opinion of yet another wanna-be singer.
In the video produced by ITN, the former World's Fattest Man was married to his longtime girlfriend in northern Mexico.
Message to all basement dwelling geeks, if this guy can do it, you can do it. His wife is not bad looking at all. Watch the video and judge for yourself.
There is hope for a blogger.
Stalkers of the world now rejoice as Google has created a portable app that suits their needs.
Seriously, if you are a fan of Google Earth and have an I-Phone, this is a great application. You can find restaurants, graveyards, your high school and many many other sites.
It's free at the iTunes app store.
Don't make the mistake of engaging some of these people. Now, these nut cases feel empowered and now feel like they have a stake your videos. Don't give the negative commenter power if you have a blog or YouTube video.
Some of you reading this will have popular blogs with millions of pageviews (I hope) and taking in cash from advertising. Inevitably, some of your readers of your blog will comment about how you've changed, you've sold out or once you were an angel now you sleep with the devils. In fact, the only thing that has changed is that you're making money when once you wasn't.
You must deal with this drama. Therefore, here are some steps to lessen the impact of the negative comments.
1. Don't allow comments.
2. Erase the negative comment immediately.
3. Only leave an e-mail address. This will force the loser to take extra steps to contact you plus somebody with constructive criticism or praise or a serious question can contact you. Most losers don't take the extra steps.
4. Turn on your blog's/youtube page comment moderation feature. Once the loser sees that he has to be approved before the comment goes live, he'll leave you alone.
5. Post constructive criticism and leave all garbage comments alone. This will show your viewers/readers that you can take the good with the bad.
So, when you get your world famous blog, you are going to have to deal with world famous losers. It goes with the territory. Good luck and good blogging.
This video was posted by beck64 at LiveLeak.
Remember, the brake is on the left, the gas is on the right. Unless you're driving K.I.T.T., then don't worry about it.
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Is Natalie happy about this opportunity for free publicity? Is she thrilled to be listed with Britney Spears? Is she excited about the new viewers she will no doubt get from people who follow Attack of the Show?
Of course not.
In the video below she details her distaste for the list with emotion.
In ER's 15 years, many stars have come and gone, such as George Clooney, Juliana Marguiles, Ving Rhames, Gloria Reuben, Kirsten Durst, John Stamos, most of the cast of CSI including Jorja Fox, Marq Helgenberger and George Eads, Omar Epps (who now plays a doctor on Fox's House), Sally Field, Don Cheadle and a gazillion other rich actors.
In the video below, Maura Tierney, who played Dr. Abby Lockhart, current wife of Dr. Luka Kovac and former lover of Dr. John Carter, plays her role for the last time.
This is the entire episode courtesy of Fancast.
Naturally, I post this because ER is one of my favorite shows of all time. I've been watching since the first season in 1994.
Yeah, I'm that old.
In the video posted by Diagonal View, a storm chaser learns what it feels like to be chased.
You may be were wondering, like I did, if storm chaser is an actual job or it a bunch of thrill seekers with cameras.
Well, it is a job. Here is an article at Popular Mechanics with interviews with several storm chasers.
Eye of the Internet Storm
A 13 year-old, according to WLWT- Cincinnati, found the tongue and his agent contacted WLWT. I guess. I don't how these things make the news. Don't get it twisted, I'm glad they do.
Was it a human tongue or an animal tongue? For some reason, it's going to take the Hamilton County Coroner three days to find out. Is he that behind is his work?
Well, Ashley Qualls paid cash for a $250,000 house, is her mother's boss and make millions from her website. Oh, and she's only 18.
Qualls, creator of whateverlife.com, originally created MySpace layouts or backgrounds and uploaded them to her site for people to download for free. The site was principally aimed at teenagers.
As of October 22, 2008, whateverlife.com , receives over 7 million visitors daily and 60 million page views a month. Almost as much as VlogHog. Minus a million or so visitors.
The video below, produced by Yahoo's People of the Web, goes into more detail of the life of the MySpace millionaire.
Has a lot of work to do.
Ah, but I'm not the only man on the Earth. A youth minister claims that a Cheeto he found is the spitting image of Jesus Christ. He calls it... Why spoil the surprise of the video?
The video was posted to LiveLeak by komakazzi.
Kimbo Slice is a big mean mixed martial arts fighter who also battled in street fights which were available to be viewed on the Internet. Kimbo Slice is suppose to be the toughest mixed martial artists on the block.
In the video below, David Blaine attempts to take two punches in the stomach from Kimbo Slice.
Is that a trick? Can't he make the Statue of Liberty disappear, catch a live bullet, or walk on water or something?
Blaine is starting to get lame. Although, it is kinda funny seeing him get punched. But he ain't a comedian.
Plus, stick around because he tries to really catch a bullet. Shows me right.
Thanks to b0redj0rd over at LiveLeak for posting this video.
You Can Do Magic
Well, it turns out that the protest were against Scientology and Holmes is a Scientologist. Oh.
In the video posted by ITN at YouTube it shows the protesters and apparently it's Halloween in New York.
How does one protest? When do you find time? Who makes the signs?
Protester: Hey, we're all going to protest Katie Holmes down on Broadway. You coming?
Wanna-Be: The porn star?
Protester: No, that's John Holmes.
Wanna-Be: I mean the blond headed girl.
Protester: That's Katie Morgan. I'm talking about Katie Holmes the girl married to Tom Cruise.
Wanna-Be: Then her name would be Katie Cruise. Right?
Protester: Look, she's a Scientologist!!!
Wanna-Be: She's a Scientologist and...?
Protester: Haven't you heard about the things that they do?
Wanna-Be: Science and stuff?
Protester: It's a cult. The propaganda is stifling. They don't pay taxes for God's sake. They trampled all over free speech rights of anyone who dares criticize...
Wanna-Be: Batman Begins!
Wanna-Be: She was the hoochie in Batman Begins!
Protester: Yeaaah. So, do you want to go the protest or not?
Wanna-Be: What? Batman Begins was the shit, son.
Protester: My sister coming.
Wanna-Be: Let's roll.