12/29/08

Attack of The Eye Creatures Worst Film Ever?

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Attack of the Eye Creatures is a terrible film that deserves the verbal beatdown given to it by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew. This a bad film.

Thanks to Joel Hodgson and the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew for making fun of this film.

For those who don't know, MST3K was a television show where Joel Robinson played by Joel Hodgson and two robots were trapped in a space ship and forced to watch bad movies.

Really bad movies.



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Man Tries To Jump Through Basketball Hoop

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The title of this post is "Man Tries To Jump Through Basketball Hoop" but it should be "Kid Tries To Jump Through Basketball Hoop" because I can't imagine a real man trying something like this as funny as it is.

Thanks to FailBlog for posting this on YouTube.

One of this dude's friends filmed this. Hey, oh for sure, that's what friends are for. I guess.



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Woman Wins One Million Dollars From Scratch Off Ticket

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Have you ever scratched off a lottery ticket and won a million dollars? Well, I haven't either. But 92 year-old Mary Alice Fallon from Queens, New York did recently. Happy new year!


Thanks to the New York Post for posting this video at YouTube.

She turned in the ticket in return for another million scratch-off tickets.

I'm kidding.





VlogHog

12/21/08

RCA Dome Destroyed

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The RCA Dome, former home of the Indianapolis Colts, was recently destroyed. This destruction was, of course, caught on video. Blowing up something is a good way to get posted on VlogHog.

Thanks to jdiscord at LiveLeak for posting this video.




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12/14/08

Robot Plays Air Hockey

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This video clip features a robot playing air hockey. This is for those people who think we have invented everything we need to invent. VlogHog posts this video to show the future: robots playing air hockey.

Imagine. Robots playing Madden. Robots playing Hearts. Robots playing Twister. Where does it end? Peace.




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Head On Collision Captured On Dash Cam

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In the video below, you will see a head-on collision captured on a dash cam i.e. a camera mounted on the dashboard on of a car. See how quickly an accident can happen.

Thanks to jdiscord at LiveLeak for posting this video.

According to jdiscord, the driver in the red car was drunk. Now, all I know is what I see, a car leaping into the wrong lane.




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Iraqi Reporter Throws Shoes At President Bush

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Hey, George W Bush won't be President after January 20, 2009. No need to get all mad at him now. Well, this Iraqi reporter didn't get my memo. In the video below, an Iraqi reporter throws two shoes at President Bush. For some reason, he isn't shot down by the Secret Service.

Thanks to the MSNBC for reporting and MrBritDestruct for posting this video at YouTube.

Now, before you all go to your closet to arm up and go to Washington, I'm pretty sure any American trying this would get capped or go to jail. So, no matter how much you want to do what this Iraqi did, don't do it.

To quote Buford T. Justice from Smokey and the Bandit: You can think about it, but don't do it.



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Man Tries To Buy 15 Year-Old Girl For $500

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Man, this recession has even hit human trafficking. A Freemont, Indiana man, Warren Stump, tried to buy a 15 year-old girl to be his wife for the low, low, low price of $500. That's it? Not only is he a lowlife, he's a cheap lowlife.

This news report is from WANE News Channel 15 based in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

After Stump serves his time for whatever he is charged with, we all should chip in and get him a subscription to Match.Com.

No? Oh, well.

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Car Crashes Through 7-11

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Why do I like car crashes so much? Well, why does anyone like boxing, football and demolition derbys? Because of the violence of it or because I'm an immature man. Anyways, in the video below, you will see a car crashing through a 7-11 convenience store.

What's the etiquette for crashing through a store? First, I imagine, you gotta see if you hit anyone and then exchange your insurance information with the building.

Seriously, this video was provided by DotDotDash at LiveLeak.

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12/8/08

Car With Roof That Goes Into Trunk

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Ignore the recession and go out buy the Peugeot Macarena Concept; it has a roof that goes into the trunk. Go ahead and thrill your friends for a couple of hours. Who cares if you go broke. It's just money, homeboy.

Thanks to biggles9 at LiveLeak for posting this video and Peugeot for making a cool car.

In case you didn't know, the Peugeot Macarena Concept roof is made out of glass. Just clean the bird crap with Windex and be done with it.

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12/7/08

Miley Cyrus "Fly On The Wall" VIDEO

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I didn't know Miley Cyrus' dad was Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray Cyrus, for those who don't know or care, had a song called "Achy Breaky Heart" back in the early 90's. It was his only HUGE hit and many considered him a one-hit wonder. Now, he gets a career revival thanks to his daughter Hannah Montana a.k.a. Miley Cyrus. First, Lionel Richie with Nicole now this.

In the video below, which is the official Hollywood Records version, you will see the Miley Cyrus new single "Fly On The Wall."

Cyrus, in case you didn't know, is bigger than God. Well, she has more money than God.

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Man Barks Like Dog At Court Hearing

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Can you imagine being a judge? No, not a judge on American Idol. Can you imagine being a real court of law judge? No, not a Judge Joe Brown like judge either. Well, Judge John Hurley holds a bail hearing for a man who can only answer him by barking like a dog. Really.

The man in the video is charge with (among other things) shooting a man in the back with a shotgun. So, he treats his bail hearing with the all the seriousness it deserves by barking like a dog.

In my opinion, he might be trying to use an insanity as a defense but maybe he's actually nutty.

Thanks to Hypnojive at LiveLeak for posting this video.

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12/3/08

Woman Kicked Off Plane For Wearing Sexy Outfit

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Nice to know that the Department of Homeland Security is on the job. According to this clip from the Today Show, a woman was kicked off an airplane flight for wearing an outfit called too sexy.

In the clip, she reveals the outfit to Matt Lauer. If she were on The O'Reilly Factor she probably would of gotten four segments.

Thanks to Facetious For Kicks at LiveLeak for uploading this clip. Facetious For Kicks, huh? The names people come up with on the 'Net.




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12/1/08

Shoppers Explode Into Circuit City On Black Friday

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Now that Circuit City has flied for bankruptcy and the economy is officially in recession, look for great deals until Santa takes his happy ass home on December 26. As you can see in the video below, it didn't take long for the sales to start.

In the video below, you will see shoppers bursting into Circuit City on the day after Thanksgiving.

No, there wasn't gunshots, Beyonce wasn't in store, and it wasn't a fire drill.

Thanks to dwencl at LiveLeak for posting this video.



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11/30/08

The World's Largest Truck

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This video from LiveLeak features the world's largest truck: The Terex Titan. It weighs 260 tons, has a 3650 horsepower engine and is 22 feet tall. P. Diddy was seen buying one to be pimped out.

This truck is used in pit mines and to bring Michael Moore his snacks. Created by GM (that stands for General Mills), it would cost well more than you or I could afford i.e. I've looked all over the Internet and couldn't find a price for it.



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Man Tries To Escape Police On ATV

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If you want to escape from the police, an ATV probably ain't the best way to go. If you got one of those speeder bikes from Return of the Jedi? Now, you're cooking with vegetable oil.

In the video posted below, a man (0f course) tries to escape from the police on an ATV. Why? Does it really matter?

Thanks to e4bannan for posting this at LiveLeak.

At what point did this dude think, "I got this!"

Maybe he should of went off road like the ATV is designed to take. That's just one suggestion.





VlogHog

11/27/08

Drunk Runs Over Himself In Santa Fe Police Chase

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If you're drunk and you drive, you deserve to run over yourself. In the video below, you will see a drunk driver trying to escape from Santa-Fe police, nearly running into several innocence people and finally running over himself.

21 year-old Roy Aguliar was treated for minor injuries after his accident. According to the report, there was a half-gallon bottle of vodka on the urine soaked driver's seat. Yeah.

Ladies, I think he's single.

Thanks to bellava at LiveLeak for posting this video.

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Driving Through A Hail Storm

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Hail storms ain't fun. Giant chunks out ice falling out the sky tearing through your ride. In the video below, watch as a driver captures giant hail smashes through a windshield on their camera.

Thanks to bellava at LiveLeak for posting this video.



The person driving in this video is having all kinds of fun.



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11/26/08

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Thanksgiving Episode

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This is how smart I am. When The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air went off the air, I thought Will Smith's career was over. Done. Remember, this was May of 1996 and Smith only had Bad Boys and Six Degrees of Separation as his movie credits. It wasn't hating. I thought he, like many former sitcom stars, wouldn't be accepted when playing another character.

Well, this is why I don't provide stock tips on VlogHog. Without question, Will Smith is the biggest movie star in the world. No one comes close. No one.

Oh, he's has a couple of top ten songs during the time I thought his career was toast.

Hey, I was wrong and stuff.




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Ashley has grown up

Season 10 Thanksgiving Episode of Friends

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NBC had this show called Friends that starred Jennifer Aniston and other people. In the video below, you will see the Thanksgiving episode from season ten of the popular comedy show.

Every season Friends was on the air, it was a top ten show. Every year. Seinfeld, The Cosby Show or Cheers can't claim that fact.

So, it was almost as big as VlogHog.

You buying that?




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Happy Thanksgiving

Deep Fried Turkey Disaster

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I'm all for deep frying anything. I was raised in the South where chicken-fried steak is considered fine dining by many. Naturally, deep frying turkeys has grown in popularity over the last few years. This is the process where you take a whole turkey and drop it into scalding hot oil. Hell, yeah! With this in mind, you know that accidents will happen. True dat.

In the video below, you will see the consequences of placing a partial frozen turkey into a 500 degree deep fryer filled with boiling oil. Yeah, some people do this.

Thanks to NBC affiliate WLWT Channel 5 in Cincinnati, Ohio for producing this video.

Remember, don't be an idiot or be an idiot and film it so I can have material.




Happy Thanksgiving
VlogHog

11/24/08

Vacuum Cat

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As a VlogHog, I have to search YouTube, Metacafe or Revver for funny videos to get people to watch and stay at this soon to be award winning blog. Inevitably, I come across silly, disgusting and occasionally a good video. But, strange is the category that dominates most video hosting services. This video is in that category.

Someone vacuums a cat and decides to film it, edit it and place it on YouTube. Hmmm. Make your own judgements, I don't own ya but it seems strange to me. I could understand filming a dog trick or a talking parrot but a vacuumed cat? Could this be the next YouTube sensation?





VlogHog does not resort to stunt videos to boost viewers. Anymore.

11/23/08

Two Boats Crash Head On

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In the video below, you will see two boats crashing head on. There is a lot of sea out there and stuff. How does this happen? Maybe it was a big game of chicken.

Thanks to the knightsbridge at LiveLeak for posting this video.

While viewing the video, you will see that the miles and miles of water surrounding the boats. Was it intentional?

Be careful out there.

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Giant Meteor Crashes In Canada

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Somebody wake up Art Bell. A giant meteor crashes in Edmonton, Canada and it's flight is captured on a police car's camera. No one know exactly where it landed.

In the videos below, you will see several angle of this spectacular meteor crash in Edmonton, Canada.

Now, the media is saying it's a meteor. But is it? If it hasn't been found, how can they be so sure of what it is? Hmmmmmm?

Stay tuned.






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11/21/08

89 Year-Old Woman Arrested For Keeping Football

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A football lands in your yard. What do you do? Well, don't keep it or maybe you'll get charged with petty theft like 89 year-old Edna Jester.

In the video below, an 89-year old woman is arrested after keeping a football that lands in her yard. According to this report, Ms. Jester had warned her next door neighbors to stop trespassing to retrieve the misfired pigskin. Finally, she kept the ball and wouldn't return it.

Thanks to WLWT-TV , Where News Comes First, in Cincinnati for posting this at YouTube.

Free Edna Jester.



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Reporter Attacked By Cat On Air

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Animals don't give great interviews. They're animals. The reporter in this clip finds this out soon enough.

WJW Fox 8's Kathleen Cochrane tells the story of a couple who were arrested on animal abuse charges. The lowlife couple threw two cats out of a moving car and unfortunately, the cats died. The couple is then sentenced to work in an animal shelter by a judge. As the video begins, Cochrane is in the shelter holding a feline similar to the ones that were killed.

The cat is camera shy, apparently, and attacks our brave reporter.

Like a true professional, Cochrane regains her composure and continues the report. The show must go on.

Thanks to leaker010101 at LiveLeak for posting the first video and cms0678 at YouTube for posting the follow-up report.






The follow-up



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11/20/08

Traffic Reporter Jennie Stencel Does Traffic Rap

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I can't explain this. I've talked to my lawyer, clergy and the local city council and we all don't know what to make of this. A traffic reporter from WXII Channel 12 in Winston, Salem, raps her traffic report as a change of pace.

It's worse than it sounds. Don't take my word for it, watch it yourself.

The reporter is Jennie Stencel and this clip has been featured on MSNBC, CNN and E!

Thanks to some research, I've discovered that Stencel is also a comedian.

Thank God.

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11/19/08

Children Day Care Doubles As Meth Lab

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If you didn't know, Missouri is considered by some to be the meth capital of America. Don't believe me? Read this. But, Missouri residents were shocked to discover that a meth lab was being run out of a children's day care.
Well, the one guy in this video acted that way on camera.

In the video below, you can view the report from KMBC-TV detailing the world's worst day care.

Thanks to KMBC-TV for posting this at YouTube.

Seriously, how low can you get? Are you that desperate for money? Is taking a second job that lame or are the profits from selling meth that high?





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11/18/08

Britney Spears Live And UnCut Unfortunately

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Singing is a true talent. Singing well is a true talent. Yet, many posers still make the charts and make millions. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Britney Spears is one of them.

In the video posted by theblue8 at LiveLeak, you will hear the former Mrs. Federline without the aid of studio magic. Raw and uncensored. Live and uncut. Unfortunately.

You have been warned.

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Hey, I warned you.

Thief Uses Forklift To Steal ATM

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The person in this video uses a forklift to steal an ATM and gets away with it. A direct crook is an effective crook, I guess. To date, no one has been arrested for this crime that took place in Montgomery, Alabama.

Thanks to barnesy at LiveLeak for posting this video.

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11/17/08

Adriana Lima in the Miracle Bra

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What can I tell you? I like Adriana Lima. If you have been following VlogHog since day one, you would see that I do a lot of stories on the Victoria's Secret model. She and Tyra Banks may be the two most covered women in the VlogHog archives. Go and look. I dare ya.

In the video below, you go behind the scenes with Lima and the Miracle Bra. What miracles does this bra perform? Do you really care? It's a hot woman in a bra.

Thanks to the Victoria's Secret channel at YouTube for producing this video. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

(Hey, I got it in HD now --- VlogHog 2010)



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11/16/08

Indianapolis Students Toilet Paper A Whole Mountain

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Originally posted by Barnesy at LiveLeak, this video features a mountain that has been t.p.ed i.e. rolled i.e. toilet papered. A whole mountain.

According to MSNBC's Amy Robach, students toilet papered the road leading to Cathedral High School in Indianapolis, Indiana. This video shows this in great detail. As far as I know, Peyton Manning has nothing to do with this.

The great tradition of the high school prank continues.

God bless America.




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Tyra Banks Interviews 50 Cent

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Tyra Banks has two television shows: The Trya Banks Show and America's Next Top Model. That's two paychecks in television. This put her in Bob Saget territory. In the video below, Banks interviews rapper/actor/water seller 50 Cent.

Tyra is the master interviewer. Watch how she make nearly every question to 50 about her. That's outstanding.

During the interview, Tyra says that 50 "has been paid leaps and bound." You don't get that kind of analysis on 60 Minutes and stuff. If she doesn't win several Emmy awards this year, there will be riots in the street.

I'd still would marry her.



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Heidi Klum Talks About Her Knockers

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In the video below, Heidi Klum talks about the importance of a progressive tax rate in a captialist system. Some of her highlighted points include a how an increased tax rate on the high income earners...who am I kidding? Klum talks about her tits.

Who says that Victoria's Secret models are brainless? Personally, I don't care. But, I'm just a typical male.

Thanks to mike--ce61 at LiveLeak for posting this video and Victoria's Secret for employing Heidi Klum.

Yeah, being ugly has no upside.




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Victoria's Nightmare

Britney Spears Impersonates Her Dad

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Britney Spears has many skills: acting, singing and directing. I didn't say she was any good at them but she has them. Now you can add impersonator to her many talents. Frank Caliendo better watch his ass. In the video below, Spears does an impersonation of her father.

Thanks to the hard working stiffs at Access Hollywood for providing this clip. Where would America be without our entertainment news services or blogs for that matter?

I'm not up on my Britney Spears news but isn't she suppose to be in jail or something? I mean if the courts think Kevin Federline is considered a better parent than you, shouldn't you be in lock down somewhere?

If you have an answer to this burning question, leave a comment to let me know what's up.




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Britney Spears is back?

11/15/08

Casino Robbery Caught On Video

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Every now and again, someone tries to rob a casino. Why not? It's too tempting to some people. Money is everywhere. Who's gonna miss a couple of thousands of dollars? The men in this video rob a casino in Memphis. It all happens in less than 30 seconds.

This video was posted by Jdiscord at LiveLeak. Watch as some customers continue to play as the robbery goes down. Nothing gets between a gambler and their slots. Not even a nickel plated revolver.

According to the text posted by jdiscord, the robbers got away with $600. Yeah, $600. That's it? Well, damn! George Clooney and Brad Pitt jacked 140 million in Ocean's 11.

Step your game up fellas.




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11/14/08

What Is Vlog Hog? Part Three

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What is Vlog Hog?

by A Lloyd

copyright 2008


VlogHog is an entertainment video blog principally designed to entertain you. I, A Lloyd, am the creator, CEO, CFO, director, music composer, editor and head writer for VlogHog. For the most part, it features video that showcases: gadgets, girls, destruction, humor and violence. Really. Look to the archives for proof. To your right.


Some of the videos are created by others such as MadTv, Mystery Science Theater, Saturday Night Live, Dave Chappelle and other videos I jack from YouTube, LiveLeak, Revver and Metacafe. Some of the videos are created and filmed by me on my Pentax Optio M20 Digital camera, edited on my HP Pavillion 511 w with Windows Movie Maker featuring songs that I created years ago with Sonic Foundry software. I'll upgrade when more people start visiting.


The VlogHog video channel at YouTube is designed to get people to visit and then have a percentage of those people click to vloghog.blogspot.com. It's not working.


This will not do. So I have decided to take the following steps to increase my productivity and my audience at vloghog.blogspot.com.

1. I will cut my lunch break from three hours to an hour and a half.

2. I will only steal material that people like.

3. I will re-post previous posts once a week instead of everyday.

4. I will stop visiting the cat blog.

5. I will stop playing dice with my blind neighbor for rent money.

6. I will only watch Sportscenter three times a day.

7. I will only talk to Tyra Banks once a week.

8. I will stop sending Xiaxue playa hating comments.

9. I will learn toa psell.

and finally

10. I will begin to post nude pictures of somebody. Anybody. Of legal age, of course.

My goal is to get enough people to visit here 0n a daily basis to receive a big fat check from Google each month and laugh at the common people while they drive to work angry. Ultimately, I will sit back and type innocuous comments with videos under them and count all the cheddar or keep collecting soda cans for dinner money. Whatever comes first.

a.l.


some of the stuff I wrote was suppose to be funny

visit my archives and behold the glory of God

11/12/08

The Pink Slip Party

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You know the perfect time to party? Right after you've been fired. Think about it, wouldn't you need to loosen up after being canned? No? Well, the pink slip party is all about networking to find a new job anyway. So, it sounds kinda of boring.

The Public House of New York recently hosted an event for hundreds of unemployed folks to meet, greet, and beg employers for a new job. Yeah, drinks were served. Plenty of drinks.

Thanks to David M. Garcia of the New York Post for producing this video and YouTube for hosting it.

Yeah, I don't have to worry about unemployment. This blog supplies plenty of income for my rent plus food stamps, boosting and the Salvation Army covers the rest. So God bless me.




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Apply For Your Bailout Money

11/11/08

Woman Jailed For Wearing Short Shorts

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Don't ever wear short shorts in Judge Janice Booth's courtroom. EVER. If you do, you might end spending three days in jail like the heroine of our next video.

Kiristie Arnold claims that it's not fair that she has to spend three days in the joint. I agree. Who made Judge Janice Booth God? Sure, the judge warned Arnold about the courtroom's dress code and maybe Ms. Arnold ran over a tombstone or two but that doesn't give Judge Janice Booth the right to act as judge, jury and executioner. Oh, maybe one of the three but not all of them.

Thanks to WKYT the CBS affiliate in Kentucky for producing this video and failblog at YouTube for posting it.

Is it time to contact the ACLU yet?



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11/10/08

Woman Drives Through Parking Garage Automatic Door

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Does car insurance cover stupidity? I ask because it seems to me that the woman in this video drives through this automatic parking garage door on purpose. What is she going to put on her insurance forms? How is she going to explain this one.

Woman: Yeah, a giant gust of wind just blew me right through the door and stuff.
Insurer: Uh-huh.
Woman: Yeah, I guess I got bad luck and stuff.
Insurer: Uh-huh.
Woman: So, all I need for yall to do is pay for the door, pay for the damage to my car and emotional damage and I'll be on my way.
Insurer: Uh-huh.
Woman: Cut me a check and I'll be outta here.
Insurer: Uh-huh.
Woman: You don't believe me?
Insurer: Uh-huh.
Woman: So I get nothing?
Insurer: Uh-huh.
Woman: I won't sit here and be insulted by some player hating geek. I'm gone!
Insurer: Uh-huh.

Thanks to beck64 at LiveLeak for posting this video.

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11/9/08

Girl With Freakishly Long Tongue

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The girl in this video has a looooooooooooong tongue. There ain't no other way to put it. Frogs are hating on her. If you have Scoliodentosaurophobia don't watch this video.

Thanks to pra4u at MetaCafe for posting the video. Pra4u has to be a man.

All I can say is she'll never be at home alone on a Friday night or any night of the week for that matter.

Who says the Internet is a giant waste of time? They lie!

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11/8/08

Shop Lifters Caught On Video

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Shoplifters are funny. Not funny like Dave Chappelle. Funny as in strange. In this wired age, shop lifters are being caught in record numbers. Still, it doesn't stop them from doing it as this video shows.

This is a video from the TV show Inside Edition showing us EXTREME shoplifting. Children, men in wheel chairs, groups of teenagers all caught on video while shoplifting.

Thanks to zuru at LiveLeak for posting this video.

I blame all of this on Winona Ryder.



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Five Tips To Help Get Traffic To Your Blog

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VlogHog is not the biggest blog in the universe. Not yet. Still, it has grown tremendously in the last few months. Look at my Alexa stats. More successful bloggers, such as Franklin Bishop, CopyBlogger and John COW all have their methods of creating a successful blog. I've used them all but have other suggestions they may not have covered. These are my five tips to get more traffic to your blog.



1. Write great descriptive titles. Writing a great title is one method of getting traffic from search engine, social media and RSS. Now, you'd think that would be obvious but from scanning some of the blog at MyBlogLog, I still see blogs with vague titles such as "Who Did This?" "Last Friday Night" or "Episode Eight." Huh? This may have worked in the late 90's when there were fewer blogs. Now, there are millions of blogs jamming up RSS readers and search engines. Get to the point! Recent blog post titles that got my attention were, "10 Things Men Must Know About Women and Shopping" by Kianah, "8 Ways To Get People To Comment" by Franklin Bishop and "What We Can Learn From E-Mail Spammers." by Dosh Dosh. Don't waste titles.

2. Tell your friends you blog. Tell your friends, family and clergy that you blog. All of your friends and family. ALL. Have them leave comments, make suggestions and contribute. When I read that a blogger is only getting ten visitors a day, I ask myself "Don't they any friends?" Get them to add your blog url to their Facebook, StumbleUpon and MySpace pages. Is it that hard?


3. Buy advertising. If your goal is to make money off of your blog, you must treat it like a business and many businesses take losses and all businesses advertise. Don't rely on word of mouth. If you true goal is to make money like John Chow, then you will have to take on advertising. StumbleUpon, Google and Yahoo all have reasonable advertising programs.


Personally, I use StumbleUpon to get visitors. It costs five cents a visitor and you get people to either look at a specific blog post or your entire page. You spend as little as a one dollar a day or as much as you want. One dollar a day will get you twenty visitors a day. Click here for more details.

4. Blog about your city. Imagine all the local press if you did an indepth blog about your city? Television, newspaper and even online media could be yours if you did an effective local blog. Blog about the local television, radio and newsprint personalities. Then, let them cover you in the local media.


5. Use stunts. Go for a world record and blog about it. Run for office and blog about it. Buy everyone at work a present and blog about it. Run a marathon and blog about it. Try out for a professional sports team and blog about it. Race a horse and blog about it. Do something that very few people are doing that's unique and blog about it. You got to do something that sets you apart from the billions of blogs out there.


Blogging for profit is hard work. Time consuming work. Unrewarding work (at first). But, it is WORK. It's a job. It's a business. It's...you get the idea.


I hope these few tips help some the bloggers who visit my site.


VlogHog

You may ask, why did I post a picture of Adriana Lima when I'm posting about blog tips? To illustrate another tip: posting correctly labelled pictures will get you traffic from Google Image and Yahoo Image.

11/7/08

Zac Efron Dies On ER

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Well, Zac Efron, star of High School Musical, really isn't dead but a character he plays croaks on the television show ER. This video is from the 8th season of the NBC medical drama.

Efron, who also stars in High School Musical 3, is only 21 and is considered one the top stars in Hollywood.

He also sings! Somehow, "What Time Is It" from High School Musical 2 hit number 6 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Zac Efron acts, sings, makes millions and dates Vanessa Hudgens and I write a blog. Yeah, we're about even.




VlogHog
In the wrong business.

11/6/08

What Is VlogHog Part Two

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VlogHog is dedicated to finding or producing the most talked about and up and coming video on the net. Therefore, I post video I find appealing, weird, sensational or disgusting. Whatever video can hold an audience, I want it here.


There are thousands of boring videos on the net. Thousands? Check that. Millions. Trust me. I've seen most of them. VlogHog is an entertainment and news site that attempts to weed out the worst.

At the very least there will be something interesting at this vlog. Sensationalism? I only post things that catch my attention. Videos I like. Videos that are interesting to me and not what I think others will like. Therefore, I believe I can grow an audience because I believe there are millions of people like me around the world. (Actually, that's kind of scary.)


Do you have an interesting. video at YouTube, Metacafe, LiveLeak or Revver? E-mail me and let me know. If it fits the VlogHog profile, I'll post it. What's the VlogHog profile? Search the archives and see what kind of videos are posted and then suggest like minded videos. It's that easy, y'all.

If you like what you see, please, tell all or your friends, loved ones, co-workers, girls on the side, men on the side, drug dealers, teachers, dogs, cats and children about this site. (Your adult children.) Bookmark it. Link to it. Write about it and your e-mails. VlogHog is your Internet friend.

11/5/08

Tyra Banks Shows Women How To Use The Bathroom

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Tyra. Tyra. Tyra. So beautiful. So tall. So rich. So why are showing women how to use the bathroom? Because, it makes a great video.

Tyra Banks, star of ANTM, The Tyra Banks Show and part time singer, wants to share her secret for keeping her panties from touching the toliet seat when she goes to the bathroom with all the women around the world.

She doesn't just talk about it. She show you how to do it. Look, I wish I had th e imagination to make up something this wild.

Yo, this clip is officially sanctioned and placed on YouTube by The Tyra Banks Show. Someone didn't rip it from television and place it illegally onto the site. SHE did it. On purpose.

You think it's crude? You think it's rude? Disgusting? Well, Tyra is pulling down around 18 million dollars a year with stuff like this. I'm lucky if I make rent this month.


And her tits are real dammit.




Related Post: Tyra Banks Top Model A VlogHog slideshow
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VlogHog

11/4/08

Homer Simpson Tries To Vote For Obama

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The Simpsons have been on for a looooooooooong time. It debuted in 1989. In this video clip, Homer Simpson tries to use an electronic voting machine to vote for Barack Obama. Once again, thank God or whatever your deity you worship that this election is almost over.

This video is provided by Hulu and was posted to YouTube. Well, actually Fox and the producers of the Simpsons provided this clip and everybody else including VlogHog uses it for their own promotional purposes.

Thank to visitors to my blog and don't forget to tell your friends, family, clergy, co-workers, enemies and pets all about this site. I need them.




VlogHog

11/3/08

Alicia Keys Reminds You To Vote

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Alicia Keys, Grammy award winning singer, wants you to vote on November 4, 2008. Personally, I don't want you too. But, Alicia Keys is a Grammy award winner, beautiful, a millionaire and stars in movies. I'm just a blogger. Who are you gonna listen too? Somebody with accomplishments or me?

To be honest, I thought Alicia Keys was gonna be a one-hit wonder who only was gonna sing "Fallin" all the time. What do I know?

This video is from Keys' official channel at YouTube.




VlogHog 

Alicia Keys

Tornado Flips Cars at Parking Lot

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In this video, the power of the tornado is demonstrated. Watch as cars and trucks are flipped around like playing cards. The next time you want to ride out a tornado, remember this video.

Thanks to butt313 at LiveLeak for posting the amazing video from CCTV. According to his post, there were people inside. Now, I can't tell from viewing but I'll take his word for it. Well, his username is butt313.

Still, what goes without question is the power of the tornado.




VlogHog

McCain Sign Kickers Caught On Video

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A Baltimore County family got tired of someone kicking their McCain/Palin 08 signs down and they did something about. Taking matters into their own hands, they set up surveillance cameras in their front yard and caught the culprits. Thank God this election is almost over.

Thanks to WBAL-TV 11 NBC at YouTube for posting this video. Alright, McCain ain't the greatest politician to walk God's green Earth but why kick down political signs? It doesn't accomplish anything and you might sprain an ankle. Think people.


Don't forget to go out and vote on November 4, 2008. If you already have voted, do it again tomorrow.



VlogHog

11/2/08

Vanessa Hudgens On Tyra Banks

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Vanessa Hudgens, star of Disney's High School Musical 2, isn't literally on Tyra Banks but she did appear on The Tyra Banks Show. If you didn't know Hudgens, who is 20, has nude photos of herself circulating on Al Gore's Internet.

For some reason, Disney frowns upon their talent appearing buck naked. Yeah, I don't get it either. They don't mind Donald Duck showing his white ass all over the place.

In this hard hitting interview, Tyra asks Vanessa to "tell us about the real you"and other Pulitzer Prize-like queries. This interview, however, takes place before the nude photos incident.

In an Oprah- like move to connect, Tyra shares all of her similarities to Hudgens like the fact that they are both Sagittarius. And some of you think Ms. Banks is a lightweight. That'll show you, haters!

Tonight when you pray, thank God for television, the Internet and, of course, Tyra Banks, the future Mrs. VlogHog.

VlogHog
We dream for a living and then die broke.




This is part one of the interview

VlogHog: The bestest blog on Electric Avenue.

Biker Films Himself Outrunning Police Car In Chase

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One of my favorite television shows in The World's Scariest Police Chases formerly on FOX but now on Court-TV starring John Bunnell, former sheriff of Multnomah County, Oregon.

Usually when watching this show I think, "This mark is not going get away?"

However, thanks to YouTube, I have found two videos of criminals who not only escape but have the nerve to film it and then upload it to YouTube.

Both escapees are on motorcycles and as far as I can tell, this is real.








Look out for the new VlogHog.

11/1/08

Forklift Accident Caught On Video

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In the video below, a forklift accident occurs when an employee tips over some cans. A lot of cans. For one of the few times, I can relate to what happens in a video here on VlogHog.

I've had many warehouse jobs where I had to run a forklift. (Yeah, believe or not, I haven't always been an award winning, admired by billions, multi-millionaire blogger.) At one of my many jobs, I was driving a forklift between aisles in an electronics warehouse. While I had a big screen television, a hit the up switch and broke an overhead fire sprinkler.

Water flooded the spot, the fire alarm went off and my bosses where pissed. Luckly, there was no mechandise on the racks and it was wrote off as an accident.

Video posted by beck64 at LiveLeak.

Welcome to November.



VlogHog
An accident waiting to happen.

10/31/08

Thriller By Micheal Jackson (Video)

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Thriller (the album) by Micheal Jackson has sold over 40 million copies worldwide. The video posted is from YouTube. It was directed, over twenty years ago, by John Landis who also directed The Blues Brothers, Coming To America and Animal House.

When it was made in 1985, this video was the bomb. Everybody was talking about it: my friends, my grandma, my daddy, the mailman...everybody. Believe it or not, readers under twenty-five, at one point Micheal Jackson was bigger than American Idol, Barack Obama and the Internet combined.

This video was one of the reasons.

Be on the lookout for a cameo by me as one of the ghouls.



Happy Halloween
VlogHog

10/30/08

Philadelphia Phillies Fans Riot After World Series Win

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The Philadelphia Phillies won the 2008 World Series. You still watch professional baseball don't you? They are the champions, my friends. Which is why in the videos posted, the fans of Phillies decided to tear up their city.

In the videos below, you will see Philadelphia Phillies fans jumping on a moving fire truck, tearing down signs, flipping a car and many fans flipping the bird.

Now, I have to ask, why do we celebrate sports victories this way? Come on! Go out, drink responsibly, do a group prayer and be home in bed by 8:00 P.M. Is that so hard? Hello? Hello? Hello?

VIDEO:

CAR FLIP



RIDING THE FIRE TRUCK


TEARING DOWN SIGNS



VlogHog

10/29/08

Hayden Panettiere Wake Up Call (Video)

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Hayden Panettiere, star of NBC's Heroes, wants to be a singer. In the video below, she performs her new single "Wake Up Call." Like many television stars before her, Hayden Panettiere thinks she can do it all: sing, act, produce and cook. Alright, maybe she cooks well.

This is Panettiere's official video from Hollywood Records.

How many actors or actresses have may the transition from acting to singing and done it well? Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Love Hewitt? Brandy? David Hasselhoff?

This is your opportunity to form an opinion of yet another wanna-be singer.



VlogHog

The World's Fattest Man Gets Married

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As we reported earlier, the former World's Fattest Man recently lost 529 pounds. Now, Manuel Uribe has finally gotten married. Sorry ladies, he's off the market.

In the video produced by ITN, the former World's Fattest Man was married to his longtime girlfriend in northern Mexico.


Message to all basement dwelling geeks, if this guy can do it, you can do it. His wife is not bad looking at all. Watch the video and judge for yourself.

There is hope for a blogger.



VlogHog

10/27/08

Google Earth Now On The I-Phone

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In case you were wondering what to do with your I-Phone besides call people, listen to mp3s, text message and set off nuclear bombs now, you can use Google Earth on with iPod touch and iPhone.

Stalkers of the world now rejoice as Google has created a portable app that suits their needs.

Seriously, if you are a fan of Google Earth and have an I-Phone, this is a great application. You can find restaurants, graveyards, your high school and many many other sites.

It's free at the iTunes app store.







VlogHog

10/26/08

How To Deal With People Who Leave Negative Comments On Your Blog

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While searching for videos to post here at VlogHog, I come across videos at YouTube, LiveLeak and Metacafe that are extremely popular. Yet, there are some who don't waste the opportunity to make negative comments about the quality of the video. I'm not alking about constructive criticism. I'm talking being nasty just because you can.

Don't make the mistake of engaging some of these people. Now, these nut cases feel empowered and now feel like they have a stake your videos. Don't give the negative commenter power if you have a blog or YouTube video.

Some of you reading this will have popular blogs with millions of pageviews (I hope) and taking in cash from advertising. Inevitably, some of your readers of your blog will comment about how you've changed, you've sold out or once you were an angel now you sleep with the devils. In fact, the only thing that has changed is that you're making money when once you wasn't.

You must deal with this drama. Therefore, here are some steps to lessen the impact of the negative comments.

1. Don't allow comments.
2. Erase the negative comment immediately.
3. Only leave an e-mail address. This will force the loser to take extra steps to contact you plus somebody with constructive criticism or praise or a serious question can contact you. Most losers don't take the extra steps.
4. Turn on your blog's/youtube page comment moderation feature. Once the loser sees that he has to be approved before the comment goes live, he'll leave you alone.
5. Post constructive criticism and leave all garbage comments alone. This will show your viewers/readers that you can take the good with the bad.

So, when you get your world famous blog, you are going to have to deal with world famous losers. It goes with the territory. Good luck and good blogging.

VlogHog

Pick-Up Truck Crashes Into Office

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How often do trucks go crashing into offices? Well, it happens most often than I thought because this video features yet another crash.

This video was posted by beck64 at LiveLeak.

Remember, the brake is on the left, the gas is on the right. Unless you're driving K.I.T.T., then don't worry about it.

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Unhappy YouTuber Named To G4's Hot Women List

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G4, a cable channel principally devoted to video games, recently released their Women of the Web list on it's program Attack of the Show. This week's list includes Sarah Shahi, Alice Blacker, the Shannon Twins and other hot women I've never heard of. But, also on the list is Natalie of the Community Channel. One of the many channels VlogHog's is subcribed to.

Is Natalie happy about this opportunity for free publicity? Is she thrilled to be listed with Britney Spears? Is she excited about the new viewers she will no doubt get from people who follow Attack of the Show?

Of course not.

In the video below she details her distaste for the list with emotion.




VlogHog
Sex sells

10/24/08

ER:The Book Of Abby--Entire Episode (NBC)

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ER, the NBC medical drama, is in it's 15th and last season. The first ten years, the show was a top ten hit and one of the most watched programs of the 90's.

In ER's 15 years, many stars have come and gone, such as George Clooney, Juliana Marguiles, Ving Rhames, Gloria Reuben, Kirsten Durst, John Stamos, most of the cast of CSI including Jorja Fox, Marq Helgenberger and George Eads, Omar Epps (who now plays a doctor on Fox's House), Sally Field, Don Cheadle and a gazillion other rich actors.

In the video below, Maura Tierney, who played Dr. Abby Lockhart, current wife of Dr. Luka Kovac and former lover of Dr. John Carter, plays her role for the last time.

This is the entire episode courtesy of Fancast.

Naturally, I post this because ER is one of my favorite shows of all time. I've been watching since the first season in 1994.

Yeah, I'm that old.



VlogHog

Storm Chasers Chased By Tornado

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Storm chasers chase storms such as tornadoes and film them to show at staff parties and stuff. I guess. But, in this video, a tornado gets pissed, like one did in the movie Twister, and comes after the storm chasers.

In the video posted by Diagonal View, a storm chaser learns what it feels like to be chased.

You may be were wondering, like I did, if storm chaser is an actual job or it a bunch of thrill seekers with cameras.

Well, it is a job. Here is an article at Popular Mechanics with interviews with several storm chasers.



VlogHog
Eye of the Internet Storm

Tongue Found On Cincinnati Sidewalk

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So, someone was walking down the street, minding their own business, and BAM there's a severed tongue wagging on the ground. Now, that's a story you can tell the grandkids.

A 13 year-old, according to WLWT- Cincinnati, found the tongue and his agent contacted WLWT. I guess. I don't how these things make the news. Don't get it twisted, I'm glad they do.

Was it a human tongue or an animal tongue? For some reason, it's going to take the Hamilton County Coroner three days to find out. Is he that behind is his work?




VlogHog

10/22/08

Meet the 18 Year-Old MySpace Millionaire

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Ashley Qualls is a high school dropout. No high school diploma, no college degree or GED. Is this another tragic waste of life? Is she doomed to roam from temp job to temp job? Will she live with her parents until she's collecting Social Security?

Well, Ashley Qualls paid cash for a $250,000 house, is her mother's boss and make millions from her website. Oh, and she's only 18.

Qualls, creator of whateverlife.com, originally created MySpace layouts or backgrounds and uploaded them to her site for people to download for free. The site was principally aimed at teenagers.

As of October 22, 2008, whateverlife.com , receives over 7 million visitors daily and 60 million page views a month. Almost as much as VlogHog. Minus a million or so visitors.

The video below, produced by Yahoo's People of the Web, goes into more detail of the life of the MySpace millionaire.





VlogHog
Has a lot of work to do.

10/21/08

Minister Says Cheeto Looks Like Jesus

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Cheetos are great. The crunchy kind are my favorites. Like a starved pig, I can eat a whole family size bag of Cheetos in no time flat. (Imagine that, I blogger who can eat a lot of food.) In my lifetime, I may have eaten about a ton of Cheetos. Which explains why I haven't made any Olympic track teams. Still, I don't think I've ever seen any religious figures in any of the hundred of bags I've eaten.

Ah, but I'm not the only man on the Earth. A youth minister claims that a Cheeto he found is the spitting image of Jesus Christ. He calls it... Why spoil the surprise of the video?

The video was posted to LiveLeak by komakazzi.



VlogHog
I believe

10/20/08

David Blaine Takes Two Punches From Kimbo Slice

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David Blaine is a lot of things, illusionist, magician and devil. Apparently, Blaine is running out of tricks. Now he is reduced to taking bar bets to get national attention.

Kimbo Slice is a big mean mixed martial arts fighter who also battled in street fights which were available to be viewed on the Internet. Kimbo Slice is suppose to be the toughest mixed martial artists on the block.

In the video below, David Blaine attempts to take two punches in the stomach from Kimbo Slice.

Is that a trick? Can't he make the Statue of Liberty disappear, catch a live bullet, or walk on water or something? 

Blaine is starting to get lame. Although, it is kinda funny seeing him get punched. But he ain't a comedian.

Plus, stick around because he tries to really catch a bullet. Shows me right.

Thanks to b0redj0rd over at LiveLeak for posting this video.



VlogHog
You Can Do Magic

10/17/08

Protesters Flock To Katie Holmes Broadway Debut

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Protesters recently lined up for blocks to protest Katie Holmes at her Broadway debut. Was she that bad in Batman Begins?

Well, it turns out that the protest were against Scientology and Holmes is a Scientologist. Oh.

In the video posted by ITN at YouTube it shows the protesters and apparently it's Halloween in New York.

How does one protest? When do you find time? Who makes the signs?

Protester: Hey, we're all going to protest Katie Holmes down on Broadway. You coming?
Wanna-Be: The porn star?
Protester: No, that's John Holmes.
Wanna-Be: I mean the blond headed girl.
Protester: That's Katie Morgan. I'm talking about Katie Holmes the girl married to Tom Cruise.
Wanna-Be: Then her name would be Katie Cruise. Right?
Protester: Look, she's a Scientologist!!!
Wanna-Be: ----
Protester: Hello?
Wanna-Be: She's a Scientologist and...?
Protester: And?
Wanna-Be: Yeah!
Protester: Haven't you heard about the things that they do?
Wanna-Be: Science and stuff?
Protester: It's a cult. The propaganda is stifling. They don't pay taxes for God's sake. They trampled all over free speech rights of anyone who dares criticize...
Wanna-Be: Batman Begins!
Protester: Huh?
Wanna-Be: She was the hoochie in Batman Begins!
Protester: Yeaaah. So, do you want to go the protest or not?
Wanna-Be: What? Batman Begins was the shit, son.
Protester: My sister coming.
Wanna-Be: Let's roll.




VlogHog
Protest this.