Seriously, the station's name is WOOD-TV. I couldn't make that up.
According to WOOD-TV(really that is the name, go look up it), Velasquez graduated magna cum laude from Central Michigan in 2008.
She's beautiful, smart and works at a job where the median salary is over $100,000. No doubt when she goes to her high school reunion that she will be most hated on. The curse of the successful.
Sadly, I have no such fears of that ever happening to me.
Don't forget to use the social bookmark tool below this post and to set your clocks sideways tonight.
Cam, Chip, and me!!!! pic.twitter.com/GwfVj19j1g— Laura Velasquez (@lauravelasquez) August 29, 2014
I'm not looking out for you. Not at all.